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Emcee:  JimisJim Type:  Moderated
***** Be nice. *****
I love jokes.
Some times I don't get them, but that's OK... everyone has different opinions about what is funny... the ban on politics is from the original board here and requested by SI -- and let's face it, these days politics tend to be quite divisive -- people think some political jokes that slam "the other side" are funny and everyone else is offended and flaming ensues... so let's just try to remember that if you really want to post political material, there are literally dozens and dozens of boards dedicated to that already... let's have one board that is all about fun and laughter only and leave the contentiousness behind on all the other boards set up for partisan politics.
If it's pornographic to the point that it is something you wouldn't want your mom, wife or daughter to see, knowing that you posted it, it's probably not appropriate to post here.

Note, this doesn't mean dirty jokes are not allowed, just be "clean" about it, i.e., no nude/porno pics or vids like from Pornhub, etc... we've had many many jokes here with nudity, but were not pornographic, i.e. explicitly showing intercourse or something similar with genitallia and all... and to put a finer point on it, I can imagine jokes about all sorts of sex acts, but as long as the pics and words are not outright pornographic? Think of cartoons/panels that are sexual in nature, but not in your face pornographic.

Also, someone PM'd me saying I banned over a MSFT/AAPL joke... not true, to my knowledge... in fact, jokes about AAPL and Windows are perfectly fine as far as I'm concerned -- I've made a lot of money off both of them and used products from both to earn a living... I was wrong, I didn't ban anyone for it but I warned them. Even I think the moderator (me) at that time went way over board -- I plead temporary insanity during the transition between no moderation here and a full time one and didn't seem like anyone agreed or liked what I was doing to try to make the board more civil and a LOT less political -- all of the rest is really just following the general SI policies.
This is not a joke discussion board. It is a "bulletin board" where people can "pin" their jokes (post them) and others can read the bulletin board. If you feel the need to discuss the jokes/posts, please do it via PM.
I try to give people the benefit of the doubt... personal attacks are not funny and not cool and I'm obliged to crack down on the attackers -- I try to handle that via PM, but will temporarily ban people who don't cooperate with the intent of this board: tell some jokes and make us laugh...
Any questions/problems? PM me... -- you can PM me anything and I respond to every PM...
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59110Pretty funny. I've added it to my reading list.Sun Tzu-5 AM
59109A Google programmer just published a book of hilarious cartoons that shows what Sultan1yesterday
59108The Lonely Brain Cell Once upon a time there was A female brain cell which, ByN. Dixon8yesterday
59107I feel an a peel is in order! Rip a strip off me, will ya!ACAN1Wednesday
59106Ana no longer posts here since he bananaHigh Grader2Wednesday
59105Your mother wears combat boots! [graphic]Pogeu Mahone-Wednesday
59104Don't mean to pre imprune your choice, but apple or pear, sounds like youACAN1Wednesday
59103I only wear shoes made out of fruit. Can anyone recommend a good cobbler, or shoJimisJim-Wednesday
59102I mistakenly banned you for a few minutes... then as I read through the entire bJimisJim-Wednesday
59101It's funny after the fact, but laughing now would hurt way too much...JimisJim1Wednesday
59100The beatings will continue until morale improves!Slumdog2Wednesday
59099No food fights allowed. No more discussion about last night's food fight or JimisJim-Wednesday
59098I see that some here have latched onto the wrong thing once again. I banned someJimisJim-Wednesday
59097I doubt whisky is the answer. But it's worth a shotGoose94-Wednesday
59096Two career drunks were standing on a corner. There's a dog there licking anOldAIMGuy1Wednesday
59095Will Justin Tell Them that they won, I hope so:O) [graphic]Pogeu Mahone-Wednesday
59094[graphic]Pogeu Mahone1Wednesday
59093So where is your joke? Your lecture was the Joke? " This is a jokes and huPogeu Mahone-Wednesday
59092I didn't mind Kumar's post, even though I didn't think it was funny.Sun Tzu1Wednesday
59091Someone somewhere did not like a Joke? Jim I hope you are feeling better! [graPogeu Mahone1Wednesday
59090Jim, Been dealing with a couple cracked ribs You need to retell the joke that aladin3Wednesday
59089/Comment on Yes, this is a joke and humor thread. Leave the politics out - evealadin2Wednesday
59088Why don't you guys get a room or take it to another thread? This is a jokes Sun Tzu9Wednesday
59087"Here is another cartoon that<b> could </b>be considered racistPogeu Mahone-Wednesday
59086Jokes have to be politically correct because of what? PC People love acting likPogeu Mahone-Wednesday
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