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Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke
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Emcee:  JimisJim Type:  Moderated
***** Be nice. *****
I love jokes.
Some times I don't get them, but that's OK... everyone has different opinions about what is funny... the ban on politics is from the original board here and requested by SI -- and let's face it, these days politics tend to be quite divisive -- people think some political jokes that slam "the other side" are funny and everyone else is offended and flaming ensues... so let's just try to remember that if you really want to post political material, there are literally dozens and dozens of boards dedicated to that already... let's have one board that is all about fun and laughter only and leave the contentiousness behind on all the other boards set up for partisan politics.
If it's pornographic to the point that it is something you wouldn't want your mom, wife or daughter to see, knowing that you posted it, it's probably not appropriate to post here.

Note, this doesn't mean dirty jokes are not allowed, just be "clean" about it, i.e., no nude/porno pics or vids like from Pornhub, etc... we've had many many jokes here with nudity, but were not pornographic, i.e. explicitly showing intercourse or something similar with genitallia and all... and to put a finer point on it, I can imagine jokes about all sorts of sex acts, but as long as the pics and words are not outright pornographic? Think of cartoons/panels that are sexual in nature, but not in your face pornographic.

Also, someone PM'd me saying I banned over a MSFT/AAPL joke... not true, to my knowledge... in fact, jokes about AAPL and Windows are perfectly fine as far as I'm concerned -- I've made a lot of money off both of them and used products from both to earn a living... I was wrong, I didn't ban anyone for it but I warned them. Even I think the moderator (me) at that time went way over board -- I plead temporary insanity during the transition between no moderation here and a full time one and didn't seem like anyone agreed or liked what I was doing to try to make the board more civil and a LOT less political -- all of the rest is really just following the general SI policies.
This is not a joke discussion board. It is a "bulletin board" where people can "pin" their jokes (post them) and others can read the bulletin board. If you feel the need to discuss the jokes/posts, please do it via PM.
I try to give people the benefit of the doubt... personal attacks are not funny and not cool and I'm obliged to crack down on the attackers -- I try to handle that via PM, but will temporarily ban people who don't cooperate with the intent of this board: tell some jokes and make us laugh...
Any questions/problems? PM me... -- you can PM me anything and I respond to every PM...
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59726If you thought swimming with dolphins was expensive, try swimming with sharks, iTimF14 hours ago
59725Accidentally gave my girlfriend a gluestick instead of chapstick. She still isn&TimF-last Friday
59724When I was a kid, my parents would always say, “Excuse my French” after a swear TimF3last Friday
59723My son was just born and another dad at the nursery congratulated me and said hiTimF1last Friday
59722To the person who stole my glasses. I will find you. I have contacts.TimF1last Friday
59721[graphic]TimF-last Friday
59720Got home to find my wife left a note on the fridge - "This isn't workinTimF-last Friday
59719True but funny. [graphic]Sun Tzu1last Thursday
59718No Whoops SorryPogeu Mahone-last Thursday
59717Did you mean to post that here?JimisJim-last Wednesday
59716Buzz Aldrin does not play: 710wor.iheart.comidol breaker2last Wednesday
59715“Oppression Olympics” he says, "as a young, brown, queer, effeminate migPogeu Mahone-last Wednesday
59714[graphic] [graphic] Pogeu Mahone-last Wednesday
59713I have more than one vise. :-)d[-_-]b1last Tuesday
59712I don't know but this conversation really Torx me up......OldAIMGuy1last Tuesday
59711su·per·sede - What Jack planted to get his Bean Stalk..OldAIMGuy1last Tuesday
59710Not any longer. Bought by Ikea.Slumdog-last Tuesday
59709Does Allen own the hex wrenches?JimisJim-last Tuesday
59708They don't. Some belong to Robertson.Slumdog1last Tuesday
59707I don't believe all those screwdrivers really belong to some guy named PhiliJimisJim3last Tuesday
59706[graphic]SI Dmitry (code monkey)2last Monday
59705Now this is funny... And, it's true... I received this from Costco in today&EL KABONG!!!-last Monday
59704A guest kicked an ice cube under the refrigerator. At first I was angry, but it’JimisJim-last Monday
59703Never give your uncle an anteater.JimisJim-last Monday
59702[graphic]TimF3July 13
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