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Laughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke
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Emcee:  JimisJim Type:  Moderated
***** Be nice. *****
I love jokes.
Some times I don't get them, but that's OK... everyone has different opinions about what is funny... the ban on politics is from the original board here and requested by SI -- and let's face it, these days politics tend to be quite divisive -- people think some political jokes that slam "the other side" are funny and everyone else is offended and flaming ensues... so let's just try to remember that if you really want to post political material, there are literally dozens and dozens of boards dedicated to that already... let's have one board that is all about fun and laughter only and leave the contentiousness behind on all the other boards set up for partisan politics.
If it's pornographic to the point that it is something you wouldn't want your mom, wife or daughter to see, knowing that you posted it, it's probably not appropriate to post here.

Note, this doesn't mean dirty jokes are not allowed, just be "clean" about it, i.e., no nude/porno pics or vids like from Pornhub, etc... we've had many many jokes here with nudity, but were not pornographic, i.e. explicitly showing intercourse or something similar with genitallia and all... and to put a finer point on it, I can imagine jokes about all sorts of sex acts, but as long as the pics and words are not outright pornographic? Think of cartoons/panels that are sexual in nature, but not in your face pornographic.

Also, someone PM'd me saying I banned over a MSFT/AAPL joke... not true, to my knowledge... in fact, jokes about AAPL and Windows are perfectly fine as far as I'm concerned -- I've made a lot of money off both of them and used products from both to earn a living... I was wrong, I didn't ban anyone for it but I warned them. Even I think the moderator (me) at that time went way over board -- I plead temporary insanity during the transition between no moderation here and a full time one and didn't seem like anyone agreed or liked what I was doing to try to make the board more civil and a LOT less political -- all of the rest is really just following the general SI policies.
This is not a joke discussion board. It is a "bulletin board" where people can "pin" their jokes (post them) and others can read the bulletin board. If you feel the need to discuss the jokes/posts, please do it via PM.
I try to give people the benefit of the doubt... personal attacks are not funny and not cool and I'm obliged to crack down on the attackers -- I try to handle that via PM, but will temporarily ban people who don't cooperate with the intent of this board: tell some jokes and make us laugh...
Any questions/problems? PM me... -- you can PM me anything and I respond to every PM...
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61465No comments! [tweet]Sun Tzu1yesterday
61464And you thought it is just a framed statue :) [tweet]Sun Tzu3Saturday
61462Aren't most newspapers written at a third grade level???Clam digger-last Friday
61461What paper was that from! LOL I guess they moved them from the mountains of TibKirk ©1last Friday
61460In other news, the latest military intelligence on China is stunning! [graphic]Sun Tzu1last Thursday
61459[graphic]Kirk ©3last Thursday
61458No offense allowed... [graphic]Savant4last Thursday
61457A thief entered a house mid-afternoon. He tied up the woman and at knife-pSavant3last Thursday
61456LOL! But I bet you could do the iphone one too.Sun Tzu-last Thursday
61455ST... WELL, I can do the one in the bucket with wineSavant-last Thursday
61454And finally, my semi-working theory of this is described in the thread [tweet]Sun Tzu1last Wednesday
61453When excavator guys show off! PS I can do the iphone one ;) [tweet]Sun Tzu1last Wednesday
61452The most amazing golf shot ever! [tweet]Sun Tzu1last Wednesday
61451Amazing balancing act [tweet]Sun Tzu2last Wednesday
61450Instant Karma ;) [tweet]Sun Tzu-last Wednesday
61449Little Mary Margaret was not the best student in Catholic School. Usually she slCeltictrader2July 31
61448Tina the trendsetter!!! [youtube video]Goose94-July 30
61447Don't Drink and Pedal [youtube video]Goose94-July 28
61446A little boy goes to his father and asks, " Daddy, how was I born?" ThCarolyn3July 26
61445[graphic] reddit.comTimF4July 24
61444I can certainly empathize with this dude. This is not a "funny" clip, Sun Tzu1July 24
61443It's not hot, until it's Florida hot>>u'll know when it is, ifSavant2July 23
61442[graphic]Celtictrader4July 21
61441tR. yes, and in 7 languagesSavant-July 18
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