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Tell a joke - anything goes
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Emcee:  GROUND ZERO™ Type:  Moderated
NO NUDITY OR PORN, THIS IS A PG RATED WEBSITE!!!

The posting of images that are sexually offensive is forbidden and is a violation of SI's terms of use.

It will NOT be tolerated!!!

Please be sure that what you post is actually funny, and funny does not mean vicious or malicious mockery and it does not mean attacking other posters...

PLEASE READ THIS NOTICE:

ALL POLITICAL JOKES AND HUMOR ARE WELCOME...



NEW RULES ARE HERE!!!

1) ANY AND ALL JOKES ABOUT THE LUNATIC CLOWN IN THE WHITE HOUSE PRETENDING TO BE A PRESIDENT ARE ESPECIALLY WELCOME AND WILL BE GIVEN EXTRA CREDIT ON YOUR FINAL GRADE AT THE END OF THE YEAR...

2) ABSOLUTELY NO JOKES OR ATTACKS OR NEGATIVE COMMENTS AT OR AGAINST THE RECENT PRESIDENT DONALD J. TRUMP WILL BE TOLERATED... ANY VIOLATION WHATSOEVER OF THIS REQUEST WILL BE ADDRESSED RAPIDLY AND WITHOUT MERCY...

THIS IS YOUR JOKE FORUM, ENJOY IT!!!


WHAT IS HUMOR?

There are probably many ways to define that elusive human phenomenon we call humor but I will try here...

Humor is a narrative that allows everyone to share a common memory, and then the punch line take us in a different direction and exposes the underbelly weakness of all human folly...

Slapstick is almost always funny in film or on stage, but most slapstick in real life is not funny...

As human beings, all of us already are hardwired to recognize humor, it really doesn't need to be defined although what we do find as truly and honestly humorous and comical typically fits the above definition of what humor really is...

So, share with us something comical but please be intellectually honest about it that it is funny...

Sure even political humor can be very funny, and self effacing humor is funny, we so often see politicians make fun of themselves during those annual dinner roasts or annual dinner gatherings, but their humor is always clean and honest and not vicious or malicious...

So, post anything you think is funny but please be sure it's honest and respectful and not just slinging crap, if you read this far into this introduction then you're certainly smart enough to know what this means so please comply...

Also, if you have another good definition of what humor really is, then let me know and I will add it to this header with you SI nick name attached to it...

THE MODERATOR

As moderator I will do my best to ensure we can enjoy legitimate humor, this includes ANY topic you want to present, honest humor reaches into all human activity, there are no exceptions, so have some fun...

EVERY POSTER HERE IS ALSO A MODERATOR, HERE'S HOW:

If I receive two or more private messages addressing a post which is thought to be inappropriate, then I will post a Humor Poll which will run for about 2 days and every poster can then vote whether or not that joke was legitimately offensive...

If that joke is deemed offensive by popular vote, then that poster will be advised my me via private message to remind him/her that a specific joke was not considered funny...

This is an experiment in equal voices and right of expression in order to moderate this forum into a successful endeavor...

Of course, stay within the SI TOU Rules, that really goes without saying...

Oh, also, kindly don't insult the moderator, it's never funny...

HAVE FUN!!!
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10202My wife like this shoe store called "Payless Shoes", but whenever shStock Puppy-22 minutes ago
10201... or the bus has driverless technology in operation?High Grader1an hour ago
10200It's oolala carteDMaA-4 hours ago
10199 You can get one but it's not covered by Medicare and it can cost up to $45,Stock Puppy-5 hours ago
10198You can get one but it's not covered by Medicare and it can cost up to $45,0DMaA1yesterday
10197Q: Where can I get the test for the dreaded and deadly Omicron COVID-19? A: IfStock Puppy-yesterday
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10195Gotta wonder, was this last of the 110 mpg carburetors oil producers, big gov dIC7201yesterday
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10193 You are watching too much porn if you think you are getting a bj every time youStock Puppy-yesterday
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10191I know, I know - you're a genius. A very stable one. Stock Puppy-yesterday
10190I actually thought of that, also, but I decided not to mention that and leave itGROUND ZERO™-yesterday
10189Ok, You are watching too much porn if you think you are getting a bj every timeDirtythirty-yesterday
10188what if there's a bus driver convention and all the people getting on and ofStock Puppy-Saturday
10187Okay, here's a math quiz, pay attention and see how well you do... ThereGROUND ZERO™-Saturday
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10185LOL!!! GZGROUND ZERO™-Saturday
10184Unemployment Rate Among Cuomo Brothers Rises To 100% babylonbee.comCharlie_R5Saturday
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10181Funny drunk moments... [youtube video] [youtube video]tntpal1Saturday
10180Right, that lunatic also never saved his wife from a house on fire... He never GROUND ZERO™-last Friday
10179So..... you're saying Patrick Star is a woman? Since such things are not deStock Puppy-last Friday
10178The Onion covers Ghislaine NEW YORK—Officials from Brooklyn’s Metropolitan DetDMaA-last Friday
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