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Politics
Tell a joke - anything goes
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Emcee:  GROUND ZERO™ Type:  Moderated
WE SALUTE OUR VETERANS AND OBSERVE VETERAN'S DAY ON NOVEMBER 11TH...

ALL GAVE SOME - SOME GAVE ALL



That's right anything goes, EXCEPT POLITICAL JOKES, but let's be honest, it has to be funny...

Funny does not mean vicious or malicious mockery and it does not mean attacking other posters...

PLEASE READ THIS NOTICE:


I'M VERY PLEASED TO ANNOUNCE THAT THE WISDOM OF SI HAS MOVED THIS FORUM TO THE POLITICAL CATEGORY, THIS IS VERY GOOD NEWS FOR THIS FORUM... THEREFORE, ALL POLITICAL JOKES AND HUMOR ARE NOW WELCOME AND WILL BE ALLOWED WITH ONLY ONE EXCEPTION, ABSOLUTELY NO JOKES OR ATTACKS OR NEGATIVE COMMENTS AT OR AGAINST THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES WILL BE TOLERATED... ANY VIOLATION WHATSOEVER OF THIS REQUEST WILL BE ADDRESSED RAPIDLY AND WITHOUT MERCY...


IF YOU HAVE SOMETHING NICE TO SAY ABOUT THE PRESIDENT, THEN KINDLY SHARE IT, BUT IF YOU HAVE NOTHING NICE TO SAY THEN IT'S BEST TO KEEP IT TO YOURSELF OR RISK BEING DEPORTED... did I just say deported??? Yes, I did... hey, lighten up, it's a joke thread... LOL!!!

No lewd content: The posting of images that are sexually offensive is forbidden and is a violation of SI's terms of use.

WHAT IS HUMOR?

There are probably many ways to define that elusive human phenomenon we call humor but I will try here...

Humor is a narrative that allows everyone to share a common memory, and then the punch line take us in a different direction and exposes the underbelly weakness of all human folly...

Slapstick is almost always funny in film or on stage, but most slapstick in real life is not funny...

As human beings, all of us already are hardwired to recognize humor, it really doesn't need to be defined although what we do find as truly and honestly humorous and comical typically fits the above definition of what humor really is...

So, share with us something comical but please be intellectually honest about it that it is funny...

Sure even political humor can be very funny, and self effacing humor is funny, we so often see politicians make fun of themselves during those annual dinner roasts or annual dinner gatherings, but their humor is always clean and honest and not vicious or malicious...

So, post anything you think is funny but please be sure it's honest and respectful and not just slinging crap, if you read this far into this introduction then you're certainly smart enough to know what this means so please comply...

Also, if you have another good definition of what humor really is, then let me know and I will add it to this header with you SI nick name attached to it...

THE MODERATOR

As moderator I will do my best to ensure we can enjoy legitimate humor, this includes ANY topic you want to present, honest humor reaches into all human activity, there are no exceptions, so have some fun...

EVERY POSTER HERE IS ALSO A MODERATOR, HERE'S HOW:

If I receive two or more private messages addressing a post which is thought to be inappropriate, then I will post a Humor Poll which will run for about 2 days and every poster can then vote whether or not that joke was legitimately offensive...

If that joke is deemed offensive by popular vote, then that poster will be advised my me via private message to remind him/her that a specific joke was not considered funny...

This is an experiment in equal voices and right of expression in order to moderate this forum into a successful endeavor...

Of course, stay within the SI TOU Rules, that really goes without saying...

Oh, also, kindly don't insult the moderator, it's never funny...

HAVE FUN!!!
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7033Racist:O) End of argument I win Whoops I'm melting. You have to believe mPogeu Mahone-8 hours ago
7032 I have arranged my life so I never have to take a freeway. Nods solemnly.Stock Puppy-8 hours ago
7031I have arranged my life so I never have to take a freeway. After about the thiDMaA-11 AM
7030We didn't get that much here,, the southern part got more than we did for a Fuzzy-11 AM
7029Don't go where those huskies go.DMaA211 AM
7028It'll be a completely different kind of trouble if you make a yellow one. [Stock Puppy-11 AM
7027Wow, the guy is a complete asshole... GZGROUND ZERO™-11 AM
7026<b>Noah Feldman, the first impeachment ‘witness’ the Dems rolled out on WePogeu Mahone-10 AM
70252 feet. There were two storms back to back. I bet the UP got hammered too but DMaA-9 AM
7024Pamela Karlan an over-educated asshole with no manners. Stick her Farked up opPogeu Mahone18 AM
7023all snowmen we have seen are white. And if you spray paint them black you get iDMaA-8 AM
7022<b>Despite fabricating degree, top official in medical examiner's offiPogeu Mahone-7 AM
7021Now you can build a snowman! quora.com Oh wait - that's sexist! [graphic]Stock Puppy-7 AM
7020Saw you got quite a bit!!!!!!!!!!!Fuzzy-5 AM
7019It snowed a bit in Duluth over the weekend. [graphic]DMaA2yesterday
7018toilet plunger, was designed by charlie on the MTA. it was the only way he couldJohn Carragher1yesterday
7017All of the patients accidentally stuck their hands in the snow blowers You don&DMaA1yesterday
7016Toilet plungers make terrible hooks <b>At least 6 Mass. residents rushed Pogeu Mahone-yesterday
7015Shay, the brunette (2nd from the left) knows how to plunge. Not a joke but youHigh Grader2Tuesday
7014A toilet plunger makes a great wooden leg Arrrrrrrr ye be speaking trrruth mateStock Puppy-Tuesday
7013A toilet plunger makes a great wooden leg Arrrrrrrr ye be speaking trrruth mateDMaA1Tuesday
7012A toilet plunger makes a great wooden leg and can also be used as a trumpet muteHigh Grader1Tuesday
7011<b>When the opioid problem started:</b> It is a popular myth thatPogeu Mahone-Tuesday
7010[graphic] knuckledraggin.comTimF1Tuesday
7009Grub 7009!!!!!!!!!!!!!DMaA-Tuesday
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