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Politics
Tell a joke - anything goes
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Emcee:  GROUND ZERO™ Type:  Moderated
AN IMPORTANT NOTE FOR ALL WHO VISIT THIS FORUM:


EVERYTHING POSTED ON THIS FORUM IS FOR ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ONLY AND ALL IN GOOD FUN AS A PARADY OR SATIRE OR SOME OTHER FORM OF HUMOR, IF SOMETHING POSTED HERE OFFENDS YOU THEN JUST LET ME KNOW...



NO NUDITY OR PORN, THIS IS A PG RATED WEBSITE!!!


The posting of images that are sexually offensive is forbidden and is a violation of SI's terms of use.

It will NOT be tolerated!!!

Please be sure that what you post is actually funny, and funny does not mean vicious or malicious mockery and it does not mean attacking other posters...

PLEASE READ THIS NOTICE:

ALL POLITICAL JOKES AND HUMOR ARE WELCOME...



NEW RULES ARE HERE!!!

1) ANY AND ALL JOKES ABOUT THE LUNATIC CLOWN IN THE WHITE HOUSE PRETENDING TO BE A PRESIDENT ARE ESPECIALLY WELCOME AND WILL BE GIVEN EXTRA CREDIT ON YOUR FINAL GRADE AT THE END OF THE YEAR...

2) ABSOLUTELY NO JOKES OR ATTACKS OR NEGATIVE COMMENTS AT OR AGAINST THE RECENT PRESIDENT DONALD J. TRUMP WILL BE TOLERATED... ANY VIOLATION WHATSOEVER OF THIS REQUEST WILL BE ADDRESSED RAPIDLY AND WITHOUT MERCY...

THIS IS YOUR JOKE FORUM, ENJOY IT!!!


WHAT IS HUMOR?

There are probably many ways to define that elusive human phenomenon we call humor but I will try here...

Humor is a narrative that allows everyone to share a common memory, and then the punch line take us in a different direction and exposes the underbelly weakness of all human folly...

Slapstick is almost always funny in film or on stage, but most slapstick in real life is not funny...

As human beings, all of us already are hardwired to recognize humor, it really doesn't need to be defined although what we do find as truly and honestly humorous and comical typically fits the above definition of what humor really is...

So, share with us something comical but please be intellectually honest about it that it is funny...

Sure even political humor can be very funny, and self effacing humor is funny, we so often see politicians make fun of themselves during those annual dinner roasts or annual dinner gatherings, but their humor is always clean and honest and not vicious or malicious...

So, post anything you think is funny but please be sure it's honest and respectful and not just slinging crap, if you read this far into this introduction then you're certainly smart enough to know what this means so please comply...

Also, if you have another good definition of what humor really is, then let me know and I will add it to this header with you SI nick name attached to it...

THE MODERATOR

As moderator I will do my best to ensure we can enjoy legitimate humor, this includes ANY topic you want to present, honest humor reaches into all human activity, there are no exceptions, so have some fun...

EVERY POSTER HERE IS ALSO A MODERATOR, HERE'S HOW:

If I receive two or more private messages addressing a post which is thought to be inappropriate, then I will post a Humor Poll which will run for about 2 days and every poster can then vote whether or not that joke was legitimately offensive...

If that joke is deemed offensive by popular vote, then that poster will be advised my me via private message to remind him/her that a specific joke was not considered funny...

This is an experiment in equal voices and right of expression in order to moderate this forum into a successful endeavor...

Of course, stay within the SI TOU Rules, that really goes without saying...

Oh, also, kindly don't insult the moderator, it's never funny...

HAVE FUN!!!
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12783Question: What did the democrats use to light their homes before they used candGROUND ZERO™-an hour ago
12782quit jizzing in the hot tub [graphic]Pogeu Mahone-3 hours ago
12781Geezus man, get off the depression kick, would ya.. ) [youtube video] [X] DOEIC72016 hours ago
12780[graphic]Pogeu Mahone1yesterday
12779[graphic]Pogeu Mahone1yesterday
12778[graphic]Pogeu Mahone1yesterday
12777Yeah, gettin crazy. M Armstrong for several months has said Biden's actual pIC720-last Friday
12776[graphic]Pogeu Mahone2last Thursday
12775[graphic]Pogeu Mahone2last Thursday
12774Interesting x.comMad22last Thursday
12773[graphic]IC7204last Wednesday
12772[graphic]Pogeu Mahone4last Sunday
12771Oakland In -N- Out Locating To A Safer Location In Gaza [graphic]Pogeu Mahone2June 8
12770[graphic]Pogeu Mahone3June 8
12769[graphic]Pogeu Mahone3June 3
12768[graphic]Pogeu Mahone4May 31
12767In case anyone missed Gutfeld and Bill Mahar. One of his better shows in awhile.IC7202May 24
12766[graphic]IC7202May 23
12765[graphic]IC720-May 20
12764[graphic]tntpal3May 18
12763[X] “KEEPS FALLING” pic.twitter.com/jD8avgkm1F— Donald J. Trump (Parody) (@realtntpal5May 18
12762Satan asks Democrats to tone down all the Evil [youtube video]tntpal5May 17
12761Most accurate meme of the year. [graphic]Stock Puppy4May 17
12760Now that's progressive! [graphic]Stock Puppy3May 17
12759Hmmm, very good point, I never thought of it that way... But then, once we thinGROUND ZERO™-May 16
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