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Emcee:  GROUND ZERO™ Type:  Moderated
NO NUDITY OR PORN, THIS IS A PG RATED WEBSITE!!!

The posting of images that are sexually offensive is forbidden and is a violation of SI's terms of use.

It will NOT be tolerated!!!

Please be sure that what you post is actually funny, and funny does not mean vicious or malicious mockery and it does not mean attacking other posters...

PLEASE READ THIS NOTICE:

ALL POLITICAL JOKES AND HUMOR ARE WELCOME AND WILL BE ALLOWED WITH ONLY ONE EXCEPTION, ABSOLUTELY NO JOKES OR ATTACKS OR NEGATIVE COMMENTS AT OR AGAINST THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES WILL BE TOLERATED... ANY VIOLATION WHATSOEVER OF THIS REQUEST WILL BE ADDRESSED RAPIDLY AND WITHOUT MERCY...


IF YOU HAVE SOMETHING NICE TO SAY ABOUT THE PRESIDENT, THEN KINDLY SHARE IT, BUT IF YOU HAVE NOTHING NICE TO SAY THEN IT'S BEST TO KEEP IT TO YOURSELF OR RISK BEING DEPORTED... did I just say deported??? Yes, I did... hey, lighten up, it's a joke thread... LOL!!!


WHAT IS HUMOR?

There are probably many ways to define that elusive human phenomenon we call humor but I will try here...

Humor is a narrative that allows everyone to share a common memory, and then the punch line take us in a different direction and exposes the underbelly weakness of all human folly...

Slapstick is almost always funny in film or on stage, but most slapstick in real life is not funny...

As human beings, all of us already are hardwired to recognize humor, it really doesn't need to be defined although what we do find as truly and honestly humorous and comical typically fits the above definition of what humor really is...

So, share with us something comical but please be intellectually honest about it that it is funny...

Sure even political humor can be very funny, and self effacing humor is funny, we so often see politicians make fun of themselves during those annual dinner roasts or annual dinner gatherings, but their humor is always clean and honest and not vicious or malicious...

So, post anything you think is funny but please be sure it's honest and respectful and not just slinging crap, if you read this far into this introduction then you're certainly smart enough to know what this means so please comply...

Also, if you have another good definition of what humor really is, then let me know and I will add it to this header with you SI nick name attached to it...

THE MODERATOR

As moderator I will do my best to ensure we can enjoy legitimate humor, this includes ANY topic you want to present, honest humor reaches into all human activity, there are no exceptions, so have some fun...

EVERY POSTER HERE IS ALSO A MODERATOR, HERE'S HOW:

If I receive two or more private messages addressing a post which is thought to be inappropriate, then I will post a Humor Poll which will run for about 2 days and every poster can then vote whether or not that joke was legitimately offensive...

If that joke is deemed offensive by popular vote, then that poster will be advised my me via private message to remind him/her that a specific joke was not considered funny...

This is an experiment in equal voices and right of expression in order to moderate this forum into a successful endeavor...

Of course, stay within the SI TOU Rules, that really goes without saying...

Oh, also, kindly don't insult the moderator, it's never funny...

HAVE FUN!!!
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9096Yeah, the lunatics will move on to some other insane bullshit... GZGROUND ZERO™-8 hours ago
9095Good! Finally... [graphic]Stock Puppy-9 hours ago
9094After election day there will be no more mask news, it will all suddenly become GROUND ZERO™-9 hours ago
9093 Wearing a mask to walk seven feet to a table then remove it is like having a piJohn Vosilla-yesterday
9092Satire I presume. REDWOOD CITY, CA—Sports fans and gamers around the world are DMaA-last Thursday
9091The word ‘Diputseromneve’ may look ridiculous, but backwards it’s even more stupGROUND ZERO™-last Wednesday
9090You can lead a horticulture, but you can't make her think... GZGROUND ZERO™-last Wednesday
9089What word is spelled wrong in the dictionary? The word wrong... GZGROUND ZERO™-last Wednesday
9088I can still remember my grandfather's last words before he kicked the bucketGROUND ZERO™-last Wednesday
9087I have a friend like that: Big gut, no butt, pants will not stay up.DMaA-last Wednesday
9086I accidentally mixed up the words 'jacuzzi' and 'yakuza' online.GROUND ZERO™-last Wednesday
9085I'll never forget my dear grandpa's last words... "Stop shaking thGROUND ZERO™-last Wednesday
9084Is buttcheeks one word or should I spread them apart? GZGROUND ZERO™-last Wednesday
9083Do you know the word vegetarian is a native American Indian word? It means &quoGROUND ZERO™1last Wednesday
9082How could it possibly be better? (mmmfil snort muffled giggle, grunt.)High Grader-last Wednesday
9081[graphic]TimF-last Monday
9080I'll tell ya, it's a full workout!!! LOL!!! GZGROUND ZERO™-last Sunday
9079my son did that on a family hike. his wife only wishes she had the camera readJohn Carragher1last Sunday
9078Now, that's a workout!!! LOL!!! I did a week's worth of cardio in onlyGROUND ZERO™1last Sunday
9077Relax [tweet]Sdgla2last Sunday
9076You think he’s attempting to make this site better ?Sdgla-September 12
9075A lot of money is tainted... it taint yours and it taint mine... GZGROUND ZERO™-September 12
9074This guy invented a long knife that cuts four loaves of bread at the same time, GROUND ZERO™-September 12
9073This guy who used to sell boomerangs is trying for a comeback... GZGROUND ZERO™-September 12
9072Some guy became so good with a chainsaw that he was promoted to branch manager..GROUND ZERO™-September 12
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