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Politics
Tell a joke - anything goes
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Emcee:  GROUND ZERO™ Type:  Moderated
NO NUDITY OR PORN, THIS IS A PG RATED WEBSITE!!!

The posting of images that are sexually offensive is forbidden and is a violation of SI's terms of use.

It will NOT be tolerated!!!

Please be sure that what you post is actually funny, and funny does not mean vicious or malicious mockery and it does not mean attacking other posters...

PLEASE READ THIS NOTICE:

ALL POLITICAL JOKES AND HUMOR ARE WELCOME AND WILL BE ALLOWED WITH ONLY ONE EXCEPTION, ABSOLUTELY NO JOKES OR ATTACKS OR NEGATIVE COMMENTS AT OR AGAINST THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES WILL BE TOLERATED... ANY VIOLATION WHATSOEVER OF THIS REQUEST WILL BE ADDRESSED RAPIDLY AND WITHOUT MERCY...


IF YOU HAVE SOMETHING NICE TO SAY ABOUT THE PRESIDENT, THEN KINDLY SHARE IT, BUT IF YOU HAVE NOTHING NICE TO SAY THEN IT'S BEST TO KEEP IT TO YOURSELF OR RISK BEING DEPORTED... did I just say deported??? Yes, I did... hey, lighten up, it's a joke thread... LOL!!!


WHAT IS HUMOR?

There are probably many ways to define that elusive human phenomenon we call humor but I will try here...

Humor is a narrative that allows everyone to share a common memory, and then the punch line take us in a different direction and exposes the underbelly weakness of all human folly...

Slapstick is almost always funny in film or on stage, but most slapstick in real life is not funny...

As human beings, all of us already are hardwired to recognize humor, it really doesn't need to be defined although what we do find as truly and honestly humorous and comical typically fits the above definition of what humor really is...

So, share with us something comical but please be intellectually honest about it that it is funny...

Sure even political humor can be very funny, and self effacing humor is funny, we so often see politicians make fun of themselves during those annual dinner roasts or annual dinner gatherings, but their humor is always clean and honest and not vicious or malicious...

So, post anything you think is funny but please be sure it's honest and respectful and not just slinging crap, if you read this far into this introduction then you're certainly smart enough to know what this means so please comply...

Also, if you have another good definition of what humor really is, then let me know and I will add it to this header with you SI nick name attached to it...

THE MODERATOR

As moderator I will do my best to ensure we can enjoy legitimate humor, this includes ANY topic you want to present, honest humor reaches into all human activity, there are no exceptions, so have some fun...

EVERY POSTER HERE IS ALSO A MODERATOR, HERE'S HOW:

If I receive two or more private messages addressing a post which is thought to be inappropriate, then I will post a Humor Poll which will run for about 2 days and every poster can then vote whether or not that joke was legitimately offensive...

If that joke is deemed offensive by popular vote, then that poster will be advised my me via private message to remind him/her that a specific joke was not considered funny...

This is an experiment in equal voices and right of expression in order to moderate this forum into a successful endeavor...

Of course, stay within the SI TOU Rules, that really goes without saying...

Oh, also, kindly don't insult the moderator, it's never funny...

HAVE FUN!!!
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9329And here's the guy in that car after that completely uncalled for road rage GROUND ZERO™-last Friday
9328Canadian road rage A road rage like never seen, funny GIFs - Gifvif (gif-vif.coDMaA1last Thursday
9327The local news station was interviewing an 80-year-old lady because she had justDMaA1last Wednesday
9326As of this year, bouncers only have to see the "1" in your birth year DMaA-last Wednesday
9325Oh, good Lord... LOL!!! GZGROUND ZERO™-last Wednesday
9324Why does the the Swedish navy have bar codes on the side of their ships? So wheDMaA2last Wednesday
9323What has four legs and flies? Two pairs of pants.DMaA1last Wednesday
9322Q. What has four wheels and flies? / / / / / / / / / / / / / / / GROUND ZERO™-last Wednesday
9321Q. Why did little Johnny drop his ice cream cone? / / / / / / / / / / GROUND ZERO™-last Wednesday
9320I parked my car under a tree for only a moment to pick something up... [graphicGROUND ZERO™-last Tuesday
9319Car won't start [graphic]DMaA-last Tuesday
9318LOL!!! GZGROUND ZERO™-January 9
9317Just listening to an old Johnny Carson show. He told this joke, Guy comes back DMaA-January 8
9316Makes you feel like congress?Stock Puppy1January 8
9315Never again, under any circumstances, will I ever take a sleeping pill and a laxGROUND ZERO™1January 8
9314If 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea… does that mean that one enjoys it? GGROUND ZERO™-January 8
9313My body has absorbed so much soap and disinfectant lately, now when I pee I cleaGROUND ZERO™-January 8
9312Thinking that wearing a mask is going to stop Covid-19 from spreading to other pGROUND ZERO™-January 8
9311In the movies the jungle birds grow quiet just before an attack. I'm gettHigh Grader-January 7
9310[graphic]Bargain Hunter2January 7
9309These days, I wouldn't be surprised, the idiocy is is astounding... GZGROUND ZERO™-January 5
9308Man Driving Alone In Carpool Lane Informs Officer His Preferred Pronoun Is 'TimF1January 4
9307What are the odds? “The” + “IRS” spells “Theirs”DMaA-January 4
9306Bye, bye... GZGROUND ZERO™1January 4
9305Always trust people who like big butts... They cannot lieDMaA1January 4
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