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Politics
Tell a joke - anything goes
An SI Board Since March 2018
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Emcee:  GROUND ZERO™ Type:  Moderated
AN IMPORTANT NOTE FOR ALL WHO VISIT THIS FORUM:


EVERYTHING POSTED ON THIS FORUM IS FOR ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ONLY AND ALL IN GOOD FUN AS A PARADY OR SATIRE OR SOME OTHER FORM OF HUMOR, IF SOMETHING POSTED HERE OFFENDS YOU THEN JUST LET ME KNOW...



NO NUDITY OR PORN, THIS IS A PG RATED WEBSITE!!!


The posting of images that are sexually offensive is forbidden and is a violation of SI's terms of use.

It will NOT be tolerated!!!

Please be sure that what you post is actually funny, and funny does not mean vicious or malicious mockery and it does not mean attacking other posters...

PLEASE READ THIS NOTICE:

ALL POLITICAL JOKES AND HUMOR ARE WELCOME...



NEW RULES ARE HERE!!!

1) ANY AND ALL JOKES ABOUT THE LUNATIC CLOWN IN THE WHITE HOUSE PRETENDING TO BE A PRESIDENT ARE ESPECIALLY WELCOME AND WILL BE GIVEN EXTRA CREDIT ON YOUR FINAL GRADE AT THE END OF THE YEAR...

2) ABSOLUTELY NO JOKES OR ATTACKS OR NEGATIVE COMMENTS AT OR AGAINST THE RECENT PRESIDENT DONALD J. TRUMP WILL BE TOLERATED... ANY VIOLATION WHATSOEVER OF THIS REQUEST WILL BE ADDRESSED RAPIDLY AND WITHOUT MERCY...

THIS IS YOUR JOKE FORUM, ENJOY IT!!!


WHAT IS HUMOR?

There are probably many ways to define that elusive human phenomenon we call humor but I will try here...

Humor is a narrative that allows everyone to share a common memory, and then the punch line take us in a different direction and exposes the underbelly weakness of all human folly...

Slapstick is almost always funny in film or on stage, but most slapstick in real life is not funny...

As human beings, all of us already are hardwired to recognize humor, it really doesn't need to be defined although what we do find as truly and honestly humorous and comical typically fits the above definition of what humor really is...

So, share with us something comical but please be intellectually honest about it that it is funny...

Sure even political humor can be very funny, and self effacing humor is funny, we so often see politicians make fun of themselves during those annual dinner roasts or annual dinner gatherings, but their humor is always clean and honest and not vicious or malicious...

So, post anything you think is funny but please be sure it's honest and respectful and not just slinging crap, if you read this far into this introduction then you're certainly smart enough to know what this means so please comply...

Also, if you have another good definition of what humor really is, then let me know and I will add it to this header with you SI nick name attached to it...

THE MODERATOR

As moderator I will do my best to ensure we can enjoy legitimate humor, this includes ANY topic you want to present, honest humor reaches into all human activity, there are no exceptions, so have some fun...

EVERY POSTER HERE IS ALSO A MODERATOR, HERE'S HOW:

If I receive two or more private messages addressing a post which is thought to be inappropriate, then I will post a Humor Poll which will run for about 2 days and every poster can then vote whether or not that joke was legitimately offensive...

If that joke is deemed offensive by popular vote, then that poster will be advised my me via private message to remind him/her that a specific joke was not considered funny...

This is an experiment in equal voices and right of expression in order to moderate this forum into a successful endeavor...

Of course, stay within the SI TOU Rules, that really goes without saying...

Oh, also, kindly don't insult the moderator, it's never funny...

HAVE FUN!!!
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12540[graphic]Mongo2116-yesterday
12539Oh, thank you... Now, is there any way I can un-see that picture??? GZGROUND ZERO™-yesterday
12538THE UNIVERSAL LAW OF CLOSE ENCOUNTERS. Death by vomiting [graphic]Pogeu Mahone1yesterday
12537A little girl was talking to crazio cortez about whales.... At one point in theGROUND ZERO™2last Saturday
12536THE UNIVERSAL LAW OF CLOSE ENCOUNTERS: The probability of meeting someone you knGROUND ZERO™-last Saturday
12535Chris Rock has made an educational video on how to deal with police encounters..IC7201last Friday
12534[graphic]Pogeu Mahone2September 25
12533Do pictures count being I skipped English class and minored Art? Ok now why isnIC7201September 25
12532I shouda known... GZGROUND ZERO™1September 24
12531LOLOL!!!!! GZGROUND ZERO™-September 24
12530Hmmm, you're right!!! GZGROUND ZERO™1September 24
12529 How much deeper would the ocean be if sponges didn't live there??? GZ HowStock Puppy1September 23
12528 How come Superman could stop bullets with his chest, but always ducked when somStock Puppy1September 23
12527 What's another word for synonym??? GZ I don't know - I just eat it. Stock Puppy1September 23
12526 What happens if you get scared half to death twice??? GZ You're 3/4 deadStock Puppy3September 23
12525 If nothing ever sticks to Teflon, they how do they make Teflon stick to a pan??Stock Puppy1September 23
12524 Why does a round pizza come in a square box??? GZ Because you don't ordeStock Puppy2September 23
12523 Why does an alarm clock go off when it rings??? GZ PMS?Stock Puppy2September 23
12522 Do you need to set an appointment to see a psychic or will they be expecting yoStock Puppy2September 23
12521How much deeper would the ocean be if sponges didn't live there??? GZGROUND ZERO™-September 23
12520Do you need to set an appointment to see a psychic or will they be expecting youGROUND ZERO™2September 23
12519How come Superman could stop bullets with his chest, but always ducked when someGROUND ZERO™-September 23
12518What's another word for synonym??? GZGROUND ZERO™-September 23
12517What happens if you get scared half to death twice??? GZGROUND ZERO™-September 23
12516If nothing ever sticks to Teflon, they how do they make Teflon stick to a pan???GROUND ZERO™2September 23
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