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The New and Vastly Improved Sauna is now open for your comfort and joy. For those yet stranded over at the old sauna, the shuttle bus will be there shortly to wisk you all to this grand and magical place. And there are no bozos on the bus.
Here in The New and Vastly Improved Sauna, you will find smart and sparkling people engaged in reasoned discussion, suffused with wit and mirth. You will find bottomless pitchers of your preferred libations (with and without garish paper umbrellas and swizzle sticks). You will find a scrumptious array of canapes to tempt the palate. But wait! There's more! Not only do we sport a commodius sauna, we have an Olympic-sized Jacuzzi! And we have music! Whatever you are in the mood to hear, that is what you will hear. Dancing? But of course! There is dancing for those who wish to trip the light fantastic.
So, c'mon down to The New and Vastly Improved Sauna! Sit a spell, mix it up with old friends while making new ones or, if you like, relax and reflect. It's all up to you.
Other than the SI TOU, there are no rules carved in granite (or anything else) here in The New and Vastly Improved Sauna. That said, the prevailing climate is light and breezy, an urbane cocktail party, with free-floating fun and frolic for all.
As an afterthought, I shall say that while political discussions are okay in The New and Vastly Improved Sauna, please, my friends, don't take things to serious. There are plenty of other places at SI for serious. Sincere but not serious. That's the key.
OKAAAAAAY! LET THE FUN BEGIN!!
Oh, Waiter? Yes, one of those, please. And, please, one of those. Thank you. Umm! Looks delicious! Ummmmmm! Yummmmmmm!
Dance? Why, of course, I'd love to!
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