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Two Johns Jokes
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Emcee:  Dan B. Type:  Moderated
I really wanted to put this thread under Waste Management Services...but figured I'd better put it where it (doesn't?) belongs.

Well, the Democans are running two Johns. What more can I say?

A plumber enters the Democratic Party National HQ.
The receptionist says "we didn't call a plumber, and I'd know if we needed one." The plumber replies "lady, somebody in this building called me, that's for sure, and maybe there is some confusion, but I was told you have two Johns needing a good fixing."

Ok...that was weak...HELP ME!

Two Johns walked into a bar...???

Dan B.
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18<i><b>"When Hell was in Session"</i></b> I rearno-7/8/2004
17That's a wonderful article, through and through. I don't know that it aDan B.-7/7/2004
16Kilborn's fantasy joke establishes nothing, IMO. Likewise Leno's. LikeDan B.-7/7/2004
15Dan B. Your Answer Assemblyman John Campbell's Capitol Communication Wednestelephonics-7/7/2004
14"Cheney's temper got the best of him last week when he told Vermont Senredfish-7/7/2004
13>>Nobody can upstage Kerry. LOL! A flock of birds flying over head could JakeStraw-7/7/2004
12Bye to the banned. Unfortunately, you are not trustworthy, and lack the AmericDan B.-7/7/2004
11Good heavens, you truly are not in the spirit of the thread. I'd very much Dan B.-7/7/2004
10Sorry, that doesn't qualify. You don't seem to be a cooperative individDan B.-7/7/2004
9In Australia, "to be bushed" means to be Bs'ed. That's true. BAmerican Spirit-7/6/2004
8How many dicks can fit into George's bush?American Spirit-7/6/2004
7Hey, do you have a two Johns joke you'd like to tell? Or what? Or perhaps Dan B.-7/6/2004
6LOL...perfect. You have the spirit! Who would have thunk two Johns could be flDan B.-7/6/2004
5Nobody can upstage Kerry. Edwards is the president of the future that's all.American Spirit-7/6/2004
4Yes, though Edwards can still upstage Kerry! Gotta be bad for the B.-7/6/2004
3It's a safe presumption that in a shot time...... they will both be known tShoot1st-7/6/2004
2John K. and John E. are two neighbors always in competition. One day John K. waJagfan-7/6/2004
1Dan, I am looking forward to flushing two Johns with one handle.Fangorn-7/6/2004
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