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Two Johns Jokes

An SI Board Since July 2004

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Emcee: Dan B.	Type: Moderated

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I really wanted to put this thread under Waste Management Services...but figured I'd better put it where it (doesn't?) belongs.

Well, the Democans are running two Johns. What more can I say?

A plumber enters the Democratic Party National HQ.
The receptionist says "we didn't call a plumber, and I'd know if we needed one." The plumber replies "lady, somebody in this building called me, that's for sure, and maybe there is some confusion, but I was told you have two Johns needing a good fixing."

Ok...that was weak...HELP ME!

Two Johns walked into a bar...???

Dan B.

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18	<i><b>"When Hell was in Session"</i></b> I re	arno	-	7/8/2004
17	That's a wonderful article, through and through. I don't know that it a	Dan B.	-	7/7/2004
16	Kilborn's fantasy joke establishes nothing, IMO. Likewise Leno's. Like	Dan B.	-	7/7/2004
15	Dan B. Your Answer Assemblyman John Campbell's Capitol Communication Wednes	telephonics	-	7/7/2004
14	"Cheney's temper got the best of him last week when he told Vermont Sen	redfish	-	7/7/2004
13	>>Nobody can upstage Kerry. LOL! A flock of birds flying over head could	JakeStraw	-	7/7/2004
12	Bye to the banned. Unfortunately, you are not trustworthy, and lack the Americ	Dan B.	-	7/7/2004
11	Good heavens, you truly are not in the spirit of the thread. I'd very much	Dan B.	-	7/7/2004
10	Sorry, that doesn't qualify. You don't seem to be a cooperative individ	Dan B.	-	7/7/2004
9	In Australia, "to be bushed" means to be Bs'ed. That's true. B	American Spirit	-	7/6/2004
8	How many dicks can fit into George's bush?	American Spirit	-	7/6/2004
7	Hey, do you have a two Johns joke you'd like to tell? Or what? Or perhaps	Dan B.	-	7/6/2004
6	LOL...perfect. You have the spirit! Who would have thunk two Johns could be fl	Dan B.	-	7/6/2004
5	Nobody can upstage Kerry. Edwards is the president of the future that's all.	American Spirit	-	7/6/2004
4	Yes, though Edwards can still upstage Kerry! Gotta be bad for the ticket...lol.	Dan B.	-	7/6/2004
3	It's a safe presumption that in a shot time...... they will both be known t	Shoot1st	-	7/6/2004
2	John K. and John E. are two neighbors always in competition. One day John K. wa	Jagfan	-	7/6/2004
1	Dan, I am looking forward to flushing two Johns with one handle.	Fangorn	-	7/6/2004

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