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5985What did the giraffe say when he walked in the bar? "Hey guys, highballs oTomato-2 AM
5984 It was my birthday last week. My wife asked me if I wanted oral sex or a new paTomato-yesterday
5983It's a little known fact that Julius Caesar did not die from stab wounds by Tomato-yesterday
5982According to ancient Japanese lore, a person’s emanations change to a blue-greenTomato-Thursday
5981A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, Observing his wife, looking at herselTomato-Tuesday
5980I was in town today and saw a homeless man dressed like Henry VIII I thought thTomato-October 4
5979My wife is a sex object. Every time I ask for sex, she objects. — Two Jewish Tomato-October 3
5978Mary had a little sheep, and with that sheep, she went to sleep The sheep turneTomato-September 30
5977Colleagues have been writing names on their food in the office fridge. CurrentlTomato-September 29
5976My anatomy class had to assemble a human skeleton, and I hid one of the arm boneTomato-September 27
5975Two very old ladies are driving along and one says to the other, "Did you jTomato-September 27
5974Ohio State's Ryan Ray on one of his players: "He doesn't know the Tomato-September 26
5973I met my wife at a fancy costume party where, strangely, we were both dressed aTomato-September 23
5972Doctor, the embarrassed, man said, "I have a sexual problem. I can't geTomato-September 21
5971Despite being the manager of a wildly popular Pho restaurant, the owner still maTomato-September 20
5970Despite being the manager of a wildly popular Pho restaurant, the owner still maTomato-September 20
5969A widowed Jewish lady, still in good shape, was sunbathing on a most deserted beTomato-September 14
5968"Hi Mom, How are you?" "Hi Sally, where are you? I thought you wTomato-September 12
5967My wife said her gynecologist recognized her at the supermarket. I told her sheTomato-September 8
5966A woman goes into a tattoo parlor and tells the tattoo artist that she wants a tTomato-September 7
5965Sitting at home one night with his wife, a man is casually tossing peanuts into Tomato-September 6
5964 Real Song Titles 1)She Got The Ring And I Got The Finger 2)Get Your Tongue OuTomato1September 6
5963A man tries on a made-to-order suit and says to the tailor, “I need this sleeveTomato-September 5
5962During a lesson about adjectives, my friend, a grade school teacher, asked her cTomato-September 4
5961A woman was very distraught at the fact that she had not had a date or any sex iTomato-September 3
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