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6363My wife caught me cheating while we were playing monopoly. [graphic] She droppeTomato-yesterday
6362Fact: Aaron Burr had a lumberjack brother. Tim. — Sex scandal at the White HouTomato-yesterday
6361I accidentally bought too many art supplies. [graphic] I'm having an excessTomato-Sunday
6360A groom and his newlywed wife go to the Hilton on their honeymoon. They check inTomato-Sunday
6359Inventor of the hospital gown: Seymour Hiney. — My body only fights off illnesTomato-last Saturday
6358An English test question asked us to use the word "horticulture" in a Tomato-last Friday
6357Mary had a little dres With slits all up the sides And every step that Mary toTomato-last Thursday
6356Why did the general throw a bucket of water over a bunch of soldiers? [graphic]Tomato-last Wednesday
6355The goalkeeper invited my son and me for a party after the game. [graphic] It wTomato-June 9
6354Two blondes are in a dog park One blonde says to her friend, "Awww. Look aTomato1June 9
6353My grandson walked in on me in the bathroom and said, "Grandpa, what'sTomato-June 8
6352Why did cows return to the marijuana farm ? It was the pot calling the cattle Tomato-June 8
6351Not to brag, but I have sychic powers. [graphic] For example, right now you’re Tomato-June 7
6350Two toothpicks walking along when they see a hedgehog. One says to the other,Tomato-June 7
6349My wife's cooking is so bad, this evening I left dental floss in the kitchenTomato-June 6
6348What do you call the situation when you’re picking up your bags at the airport Tomato-June 5
6347Yogurt for sedentary people: Inactivia. — A farm hand was fired for relievingTomato-June 5
6346I don't understand the opposition to same sex marriage. Isn't the wholeTomato-June 4
6345Watched an Australian cooking show. The audience cheered when the chef made merTomato-June 4
6344I searched Google images for examples of Rorschach tests… But all I found were Tomato-June 4
6343Which human civilization invented the bidet ? The Ass Techs.Tomato-June 3
6342Why did the Pilgrims' pants keep falling down? Because their belt buckles wTomato-June 3
6341The way to solve the opioid problem is to legalize the drugs, [graphic] but onlTomato-June 2
6340I was well on my way to becoming a millionaire [graphic] I had a sex toy busineTomato-June 1
6339Under feudalism, it's your Count that votes. — Bigfoot often gets confuseTomato-June 1
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