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Emcee:  Tomato Type:  Moderated
Introduction Compact
Since the Laughter thread has degenerated into a politcal name calling and spam posting cesspool, I thought it was time to start a moderated thread so political bickering could be totally eliminated and what was once considered a joke thread could return to its roots without the unwanted interruptions of people who have no consideration for others.

Of course, NEW political jokes are fine, as are non-joke humor like URLs to funny sites. Since I'll be the moderator, I'll be able to kick out violators so folks who read the thread everyday won't have to suffer again through the garbage recently posted on the Laughter thread.

Any poster that shows a m.o. of attacking a political figure or party other than once in a blue moon is out of here.

Consider this the new, improved, Laughter thread. Hope it works.

July 11, 2002 Amendment: No comments to other posters, just jokes or humor. Use the PM function if you want to communicate to someone

June 14, 2012 Amendment.....No political jokes or cartoons anymore--- the Laughter thread seems to specialize in that sort of thing, which is usually offensive to those who don't agree with the premise. Please post political cartoons on that thread from now on. Thanks.
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7114A friend got really sick after eating raw salmon His doctor said he had a bad Tomato-yesterday
7113The USS Lincoln has finally docked in Thailand after hundreds of days at sea. TTomato-Thursday
7112 Three kids are playing Marines. A man walks up to them and asks what they’re uTomato-Thursday
7111Son, marry a girl with the same belief as the family. Dad, why should I marry aTomato-Wednesday
7110You know Orion’s Belt? Big waist of space, huh? Didn’t like that joke? That’s Tomato-Wednesday
7109In an attempt to use sex to encourage him to do some jobs in and around the housTomato-Tuesday
7108 This is the new Miss Kentucky. This picture will stay with her for the rest oTomato2Tuesday
7107Tom Swifties: "I'm no mere amateur!" Tom proclaimed. "ThisTomato-Monday
7106I tried to walk like an Egyptian Now I need to see a Cairo practor. — How wasTomato-Sunday
7105A young woman visits a florist to buy her mother a bouquet. As she's perusiTomato-Sunday
7104My doctor asked me if I knew my sperm count. “I didn't realize they were thTomato-Sunday
7103I googled "missing medieval servant." It came back, "Page not foTomato-Sunday
7102An Austrian, an Azerbaijani, a Bahamian, a Bahraini, a Bangladeshi, a Barbadian,Tomato-last Saturday
7101New treatment for compulsive gamblers. It suppresses activity in the Vegas nervTomato-August 28
7100What do you call a student who graduated at the top of her class and who screamsTomato-August 28
7099Why did Julius Caesar buy crayons? He wanted to Mark Antony. — My friend didnTomato-August 28
7098There’s a new drug that deals with anal sex addiction. It’s called TrynoasatallTomato-August 27
7097I set up an internet page for Chinese Nazis. So far it's gotten three ReichTomato-August 26
7096 What do you call a Nazi who hates trucks? An anti-semi. — Based on the sounTomato-August 25
7095 3/5/2025 2:59:47 AM of 7094 I said to my elderly mother: "Do you wanTomato-August 25
7094They just came out with a new bra for older women. It's called the "shTomato-August 24
7093 A teenager is at his grandparents’ house. He's staying for the weekend anTomato-August 24
7092Did you hear about the guy who identifies as a microwave dinner ? Done in 2 minTomato-August 23
7091Went to my first Agoraphobics Anonymous meeting last night. Nobody was there. Tomato-August 23
7090Have you ever heard of an "airplane blonde"? That's a blonde whoTomato-August 22
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