We've detected that you're using an ad content blocking browser plug-in or feature. Ads provide a critical source of revenue to the continued operation of Silicon Investor.  We ask that you disable ad blocking while on Silicon Investor in the best interests of our community.  If you are not using an ad blocker but are still receiving this message, make sure your browser's tracking protection is set to the 'standard' level.
Jokes and Humor Only
An SI Board Since July 2003
Posts SubjectMarks Bans
5808 303 14
Emcee:  Tomato Type:  Moderated
Since the Laughter thread has degenerated into a politcal name calling and spam posting cesspool, I thought it was time to start a moderated thread so political bickering could be totally eliminated and what was once considered a joke thread could return to its roots without the unwanted interruptions of people who have no consideration for others.

Of course, NEW political jokes are fine, as are non-joke humor like URLs to funny sites. Since I'll be the moderator, I'll be able to kick out violators so folks who read the thread everyday won't have to suffer again through the garbage recently posted on the Laughter thread.

Any poster that shows a m.o. of attacking a political figure or party other than once in a blue moon is out of here.

Consider this the new, improved, Laughter thread. Hope it works.

July 11, 2002 Amendment: No comments to other posters, just jokes or humor. Use the PM function if you want to communicate to someone

June 14, 2012 Amendment.....No political jokes or cartoons anymore--- the Laughter thread seems to specialize in that sort of thing, which is usually offensive to those who don't agree with the premise. Please post political cartoons on that thread from now on. Thanks.
Previous 25 | Next 25 | View Recent | Post Message
Go to reply# or date (mm/dd/yy):
ReplyMessage PreviewFromRecsPosted
5808Who is Vivek Ramaswamy’s favorite basketball player? Steph Curry. — Which chiTomato-Tuesday
5807I came up behind my wife, cupped her breasts and said, “Guess who ?” She said,Tomato-Sunday
5806What is Santa's favorite type of music ? Wrap — How does Santa measure hTomato-last Saturday
5805I walked into a Vietnamese restaurant To be annoying, I purposely mispronouncedTomato-last Thursday
5804A cannibal complains to his friend that he has heartburn. Cannibal 1 continues:Tomato-November 29
5803My wife and I decided to stop when we had 4 children It was because 1 out of evTomato-November 28
5802[graphic] [graphic] [graphic] [graphic] [graphic] [graphic] [graphic] [grTomato1November 28
5801A couple were driving through Canada on their way out west. After a while it beTomato1November 26
5800Mideastern Dream Iran thru the Qatar wearing airJordans. The skies opened up aTomato-November 26
5799A big bus stops at a roadside eatery. The passengers flood inside the eatery anTomato-November 25
5798There was a really filthy comedian who lived on the west coast. He heard that coTomato-November 24
5797What’s the favorite snack of Palestinian terrorists? Hummus.Tomato-November 24
5796My friend just got a degree in volcanology. He graduated Magma Cum Lava.Tomato-November 23
5795A farmer drove over to his neighbor’s house and knocked on the door. A boy, aboTomato1November 21
5794What do you a call the sexuality where you are attracted to men and women, but tTomato-November 21
5793CEO of Ikea was just elected President of Sweden. I hear he is still assemblingTomato1November 18
5792Woman: “Doctor, how is he? Any news?” Doctor: “Well the important thing is, he’Tomato1November 16
5791I bought lettuce from a mama and papa store and guess what? All the leaves are Tomato-November 15
5790Elton John has never had a parrot but he's had a cockatoo. — Elton John hTomato-November 14
5789What did the SE Asian husband and his Mexican wife living in Formosa name theiTomato-November 13
5788I went to a Paraplegic Strip Club the other day . The place was crawling with Tomato-November 13
5787A guy comes back home to his small town from overseas at the end of WWII. The toTomato-November 12
5786He wants to show her how he managed to go a year without having sex with anybodyTomato-November 12
5785You should tip bakers often. They really knead it. — What do you call a bakeTomato-November 11
5784A man walked into a supermarket with his zipper down. A lady cashier walked up tTomato-November 9
Previous 25 | Next 25 | View Recent | Post Message
Go to reply# or date (mm/dd/yy):