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Hi,
Lets get started with an oldy but a goody:

A young plumber from Sue St. Marie
was plumbing his girl by the sea
said the girl stop your plumbing
there's somebody coming
said the plumber still plumbing, its me.
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100(According to a Youtube comment, not verified) - Two Dutch gunboats participatedTimF18/25/2022
99There once was a Marxist called Lenin Who did two or three million men in. ThaTimF111/27/2017
98A nun in Italy has just given birth. This limerick was in the Daily mail. TherStephen O-1/23/2015
97There once was a Conquistador named Bruno, Who said of sex I do know, A woman Stephen O-12/4/2014
96There once was a fellow McSweeny Who spilled some gin on his weenie Just to beTimF13/31/2012
95There was a young man from Peru Whose limericks all stopped at line two There wTimF-3/31/2012
94one of the all time greats There was a young man from Uppingham Who stood on thStephen O-12/5/2010
93There was a young girl of Llewellyn Whose breasts were as big as a melon. TheyJacques Chitte-12/3/2010
92A sex-addled sicko from Hucking Purchased poultry expressly for ... something. Jacques Chitte-12/3/2010
91I tell of a young man from Limerick who looked for a dog with a slimmer dick ThaJacques Chitte-12/3/2010
90There was a young lass of Aberystwyth Took grain to the mill to make grist with.Jacques Chitte-12/3/2010
89LOL!ManyMoose-12/1/2010
88I ain't a touchin' that one, no way.ManyMoose-12/1/2010
87A favorite ... There was a young man from Australia whose limericks ended in faJacques Chitte112/1/2010
86I made this up, so it probably is ... meh ... A man who hailed from California Jacques Chitte212/1/2010
85lol Here is a classic series ... There were two young ladies of Birmingham AndJacques Chitte-12/1/2010
84OK, you guys have shamed me into my own contribution, which I have to think up. ManyMoose112/1/2010
83In the harem a lonely girl calls But the Sultan's prize eunuch just sprawls.Jacques Chitte-12/1/2010
82Baaaaderrrrr! Or worser or what ever. Hilarious!ManyMoose-12/1/2010
81In anything written by Dickens, It's certain the plot always thickens; With Peter Dierks-12/1/2010
80There once was a man from Bel Air, Who was doing his girl on the stair. When thePeter Dierks-12/1/2010
79Baaaaad! LOL!ManyMoose-11/30/2010
78There was a man from Ghent Who had a penis so long it bent It was so much troublPeter Dierks111/30/2010
77The expansion of credit was swell We all were doing quite well But then came theTimF-9/29/2010
76There was a young freshman named Lin Whose tool was as thin as a pin. A TimF-6/2/2010
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