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[GROUND ZERO™] crazio cortez, the name says it all!!! LOLOL!!!!! GZ

GROUND ZERO™ — 5/9/2026 6:07:48 PM

[GROUND ZERO™] LOLOL!!!!! Good one!!! LOLOL!!!!! GZ

GROUND ZERO™ — 5/9/2026 6:04:50 PM

[GROUND ZERO™] LOLOL!!!!! That hamill clown, what an asshole, and just one of so many!!! LOLO...

GROUND ZERO™ — 5/9/2026 6:03:42 PM

LOLOL!!!!!

That hamill clown, what an asshole, and just one of so many!!!

LOLOL!!!!!

GZ

[tntpal] Trump To Horrified Mark Hamill - 'I Am Your Father' - BabylonBee.com - [gra...

tntpal — 5/9/2026 2:08:07 PM

Trump To Horrified Mark Hamill - 'I Am Your Father' - BabylonBee.com -

WASHINGTON, D.C. — Donald Trump called an impromptu press conference in front of the White House this week to deliver a life-changing message to actor Mark Hamill, revealing that he was, in reality, the actor's father.
The actor was reportedly reluctant to accept the invitation to appear at the press conference but sensed something deep within himself that made him feel compelled to be present.

"Search your feelings, Mark, you know it to be true," Trump said while extending his hand toward Hamill. "George Lucas never told you what happened to your father."

Hamill recoiled in fear, somehow knowing what was next. "He told me enough," he said. "He told me you're basically Hitler and that you're destroying democracy. We have to stop you."

"No. I am your father, Trump explained.

"No... no... that's not true," Hamill sobbed. "That's impossible!"

"It's true. It's a beautiful thing, maybe the best fatherhood in the history of families. Many people are saying it," Trump answered.

At publishing time, Trump also announced that he had ordered the United States military to destroy all copies of any Star Wars movies made after Return of the Jedi, a move that skyrocketed his popularity with Republicans and Democrats alike.

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[Stock Puppy] Sorry, that is an urban legend. The true story as the illustrious Elon Musk...

Stock Puppy — 5/5/2026 6:59:56 PM

Sorry,

that is an urban legend.

The true story

as the illustrious

Elon Musk

can verify

is illustrated in this picture

when some poor fellow came home after shopping,

tripped

and one of his groceries fell.

Let that sink in.

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Stock Puppy — 5/5/2026 6:57:13 PM

Sure but you forgot the picture!

[GROUND ZERO™] Here's an interesting fact that most people don't know... Today is May 5th and ...

GROUND ZERO™ — 5/5/2026 3:46:48 PM

Here's an interesting fact that most people don't know...

Today is May 5th and is observed around the world as sinko de mayo...

But many people have no clue how that name actually came about...

Well, in the early 1600's Spanish ships were making their very first delivery of mayonnaise from Spain to the new world...

En route, they ran into some pirates who attacked the ship...

In that encounter, the ship was sunk along with all of it precious cargo of mayonnaise

That day is commemorated today as sinko de mayo...

So, now you know...

GZ

[D.Austin] please stand away from the yellow line

D.Austin — 5/4/2026 8:01:52 PM

[tntpal] Russian man was attacked by a bear and faced certain death. However, when his ...

tntpal — 5/4/2026 1:05:26 PM

Russian man was attacked by a bear and faced certain death.
However, when his phone rang with Justin Bieber's "Baby" as the ringtone, the startled bear fled, saving his life.

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In 2014, Russian man Igor Vorozhbitsyn was attacked by a bear and faced certain death.

However, when his phone rang with Justin Bieber's "Baby" as the ringtone, the startled bear fled, saving his life. pic.twitter.com/q852eWecoc
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[GROUND ZERO™] Great idea!!! GZ

GROUND ZERO™ — 5/3/2026 6:13:56 AM

[tntpal] [X] Marco Rubio finding out he has to run Spirit Airlines now too. pic.twitter....

tntpal — 5/2/2026 10:16:35 PM

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[GROUND ZERO™] The meteorologist who invented the wind chill factor turn 65 years old today... ...

GROUND ZERO™ — 5/1/2026 3:35:44 PM

The meteorologist who invented the wind chill factor turn 65 years old today...

He said he turned 65 today but he feels like 54...

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[D.Austin] Come on Puppy - see camel toe in yoga pants.

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[Stock Puppy] We did what? Whoosh over puppy's head...

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[Stock Puppy] Okay that wins the internet today!!!

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[D.Austin] [X] When a Marine gets a Dear John letter, it doesn’t go quite as Becky planned...

D.Austin — 4/28/2026 4:12:56 PM

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When a Marine gets a Dear John letter, it doesn’t go quite as Becky planned. 😂 pic.twitter.com/JsLLYRm8lr
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[tntpal] Trump Enters Ceasefire Talks With Democrats Apr 27, 2026 · BabylonBee.com [g...

tntpal — 4/28/2026 12:44:10 PM

Trump Enters Ceasefire Talks With Democrats

Apr 27, 2026 · BabylonBee.com

WASHINGTON, D.C. — President Trump announced on Monday that his administration had officially entered into ceasefire talks with the Democrats.

"I'm hoping they'll stop trying to kill me," he said. "It would make my presidency run a lot smoother if I could just be alive."

According to White House officials, Trump sent a delegation that included Secretary of State Marco Rubio and Vice President JD Vance to personally negotiate a ceasefire with Democrats. Rubio would reportedly be taking the lead in negotiations, while JD Vance would stand in the back looking menacing throughout the meetings.

"I think we're very close to a deal," Trump said. "I think we're going to have a deal that is beneficial to everybody. I don't get killed, and maybe they don't look like evil psychopaths. I don't really know what they want, that's why it's called negotiations. We'll see."

In keeping with Trump's famous "Art of the Deal" tactics, the president has reportedly opened talks by asking not only for no more assassination attempts, but also to live forever and to be officially installed as king. It was reportedly his strategy that this extreme opening stance would eventually be negotiated down to no more people shooting at him.

"You've got to ask for a lot with these people," Trump explained. "Democrats only understand 'stuff.' So if you're not asking for stuff, they'll think you're not a serious person. It's why I'm also asking for an extension on Obamacare. That will really throw them off. Hopefully enough that they will stop telling people to murder me."

At publishing time, as yet another hardline negotiating tactic, Trump had reportedly threatened to nuke the Democratic National Committee.