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[Shoot1st] Maybe Dumb and Dumber is having a family reunion some where off grid. probably ...

Shoot1st — 5/26/2026 6:08:01 PM

Maybe Dumb and Dumber is having a family reunion some where off grid.

probably in the bowels of west virginia.

hope somebody packed a toothbrush.

Shootthemonsight.com

[Bill] The crowd here (wayward, many tabascos, the zero and sloppy seconds) has apparen...

Bill — 5/26/2026 3:28:14 PM

The crowd here (wayward, many tabascos, the zero and sloppy seconds) has apparently run out of nasty things to say.

[Shoot1st] Just waiting for an intellectual contributor to show up..... still waiting. Sh...

Shoot1st — 5/26/2026 2:35:26 PM

Just waiting for an intellectual contributor to show up.....

still waiting.

Shootie

[manny_velasco] Looks like everyone is still in lockup.

manny_velasco — 5/26/2026 12:16:33 PM

[Shoot1st] 1st off....I think you spelt armored dildo wrong. and Obbumfark is a no go. w...

Shoot1st — 11/20/2025 1:07:02 PM

1st off....I think you spelt armored dildo wrong.

and Obbumfark is a no go.

would move to Canada to escape that event.

could I trade an Obama for hmmmmmm.......a run of the mill inflatable party doll.

Shootie

[Bill] Everyone knows what would make your day… or month. Being submerged in a submarin...

Bill — 11/20/2025 9:19:31 AM

Everyone knows what would make your day… or month. Being submerged in a submarine with Michelle Obama and a nine-banded armadillo with leprosy. You have odd tastes.

[Shoot1st] Sorry to hear about the jets. as for the organic issues..... well, I'm kinda g...

Shoot1st — 11/20/2025 8:46:13 AM

Sorry to hear about the jets.

as for the organic issues.....

well, I'm kinda glad you're miserable.

You don't have any cracked molars do you.

that would really make my day.

Shootie

[Bill] I can always count on your support, jizzboy. Like counting on an enlarged prostr...

Bill — 11/20/2025 8:39:42 AM

I can always count on your support, jizzboy. Like counting on an enlarged prostrate, hemorrhoids and a Jets loss.

[Shoot1st] Bill.???? Is that really you? you had all of us worried..... Wieners said tha...

Shoot1st — 11/19/2025 8:55:21 PM

Bill.????

Is that really you?

you had all of us worried.....

Wieners said that somebody spiked your bud light with a triple dose of MiraLAX

and you broke out into a million assholes and shit yourself to death.

good to know you're ok.

your pal

Shootie

[Bill] Hey, don’t be so insulting to your wife.

Bill — 11/14/2025 10:30:28 PM

[Shoot1st] 2 months.........hmmmmm I'm guessing...locked up for ..um....public masturba...

Shoot1st — 11/14/2025 6:28:58 PM

2 months.........hmmmmm

I'm guessing...locked up for
..um....public masturbation with 2 ounces of liver and an antique alka seltzer glass tube.

now I know why your old girl friends called you.....

needle dick, the bug fucker.

your pal,

Shootie

[Wayners] A 3 headed calf, wasnt that your last date?

Wayners — 11/14/2025 4:29:59 PM

[Wayners] Dear Ass Pounder, May a flock of caffeinated Langoliers take up residence in yo...

Wayners — 11/14/2025 4:29:04 PM

Dear Ass Pounder,
May a flock of caffeinated Langoliers take up residence in your Preparation H and redecorate your backside like it’s a fixer-upper on HGTV.
Warmest non-regards,
Bill.

[Shoot1st] Dear Pud Pounder, May Langoliers nest in your preparation H. Shootie

Shoot1st — 9/11/2025 3:50:48 PM

[Bill] See what I mean? [graphic]

Bill — 9/11/2025 3:37:23 PM

See what I mean?

[Bill] No AI. AI is terrible at insults. Like you. Are you sure you're not a bot?

Bill — 9/11/2025 3:32:19 PM

[Wayners] Well thank you kind sir for the compliment. At least you show the common courte...

Wayners — 9/11/2025 3:29:59 PM

Well thank you kind sir for the compliment. At least you show the common courtesy of writing your own lame comedy, unlike poor Bill who has to rely on AI. Tssk Tssk Bill. And for you Shortface, in case you missed it, the scrotum is causing a red spot on your chin. Have an accuracy and precision free day.

[Shoot1st] He always comes around in the fall. Halloween is his favorite holiday. you can...

Shoot1st — 9/11/2025 3:20:27 PM

He always comes around in the fall.

Halloween is his favorite holiday.

you can always find him at parties....

he's the guy that always wins at....

bobbing for scrotums.

Shootie

[Bill] Oh man, what rock did your sorry ass crawl out from under this time? You smell...

Bill — 9/11/2025 2:50:01 PM

Oh man, what rock did your sorry ass crawl out from under this time? You smell like hot dog water.

Actually, I thought of you today. It reminded me to take out the trash. But seriously, you are proof God has a sense of humor. You're such a chowderhead, last time you were here you tried to drown a fish. Did you finally give up trying to put your M&Ms in order?

Stupidity isn’t a crime, so you’re free to go.

[Wayners] If you are wondering why I recommended your post, its because my cellmate GZ (mo...

Wayners — 9/11/2025 1:53:29 PM

If you are wondering why I recommended your post, its because my cellmate GZ (more like cellweight) made me do it. Oxygen is precious. Have you ever been under the "pile" at flag football camp? It was kind of like that. GZ on top, cant breathe so much weight...

[Wayners] You spelled Sasafras wrong. Go Moo yourself.

Wayners — 9/11/2025 1:47:00 PM

[Bill] No worries. Everyone knows when you are on work release. The fact that the neigh...

Bill — 8/12/2025 4:48:54 AM

No worries. Everyone knows when you are on work release. The fact that the neighborhood had to lock up the daughters (and sons) for a few days is a small price to pay for the peace of mind of your permanent incarceration. Soon you will be back in your top bunk staring at the cracks in the cider blocks and wondering why GZ isn’t your cell mate.

[Wayners] Good thing we have your IQ pegged at 79. If it was any higher Bill would be thr...

Wayners — 8/11/2025 10:09:31 PM

Good thing we have your IQ pegged at 79. If it was any higher Bill would be threatened.

[Wayners] I know you are thinking about interjecting in my conversation with Shootfag. Bu...

Wayners — 8/11/2025 10:04:24 PM

I know you are thinking about interjecting in my conversation with Shootfag. But stay out. You are not worthy and never will be. Unless you bow down and worship my perfection. Then I might consider upgrading you to I only beat your ass in front of of Bill, the Walmart senile receipt checker. Go Walmart yourself, idiot.

[Wayners] you retarded dipshit stop sharing videos and pics of you and your pig. I think ...

Wayners — 8/11/2025 4:48:38 PM

you retarded dipshit stop sharing videos and pics of you and your pig. I think that is a violation of humanity, gravity, and quantum mechanics.

[Wayners] That looked like a white flag, you racist, surrendering.

Wayners — 8/11/2025 4:44:52 PM

[Wayners] that wasnt just rude. that was mean. welcome to the first team, first squad, fi...

Wayners — 8/11/2025 4:42:38 PM

that wasnt just rude. that was mean. welcome to the first team, first squad, first man to get a load in the face from Nite Man.

[Wayners] I am definitely on edge. Keep up the bad work. We are all spitting on you.

Wayners — 8/11/2025 4:41:32 PM

[Wayners] I am so glad you brought up my sister. there is a dowry to get you out of that ...

Wayners — 8/11/2025 4:40:23 PM

I am so glad you brought up my sister. there is a dowry to get you out of that refrigerator box under the overpass in Loseriana, louisiana where you "live". She is available and hot. I hope you find her picture agreeable and hot!

[Shoot1st] google.com

Shoot1st — 8/11/2025 4:39:26 PM

[Shoot1st] I can tell your close..... drink anther quart of antifreeze and that should do ...

Shoot1st — 8/11/2025 4:38:33 PM

I can tell your close.....

drink anther quart of antifreeze and that should do it.

arrivadouchebag, Weiners.

Shootie

[Wayners] Non sequitor. Is that all you got lmfao! Get lost. Go back to insult camp fo...

Wayners — 8/11/2025 4:36:45 PM

Non sequitor. Is that all you got lmfao! Get lost. Go back to insult camp for 8 year olds on the bus to bus camp.

very respectfully,

NOBODY!

I dont let Cicadas or Retards get away with it!

[Shoot1st] Wayners baby,,, you know I'd follow you off a cliff. so, when you find a cliff...

Shoot1st — 8/11/2025 4:35:53 PM

Wayners baby,,,

you know I'd follow you off a cliff.

so, when you find a cliff and you're on the edge,

give me a call.

Shootie

[Shoot1st] You know.... your sister wouldn't look so bad if she lost a few pounds and the...

Shoot1st — 8/11/2025 4:33:05 PM

You know....

your sister wouldn't look so bad if she lost a few pounds

and the phrase "keeping it in the family"

well I think you took that too literally

Shootie

[Shoot1st] google.com

Shoot1st — 8/11/2025 4:29:11 PM

[Wayners] My uncle Larry...thats hairy larry. Go fur yourself with hairy larry the uncle....

Wayners — 8/11/2025 2:26:17 PM

My uncle Larry...thats hairy larry. Go fur yourself with hairy larry the uncle...get lost...lost your number years ago.

[Wayners] Nobody cares about your Sally Field or Marsha Brady fantasies. If you are not c...

Wayners — 8/11/2025 2:22:58 PM

Nobody cares about your Sally Field or Marsha Brady fantasies. If you are not contributing to my enrichedness then you are the problem. its really simple. Worship my perfection or continue losing. Its your call.

[Wayners] That does not compute. Get lost. Nobody likes you. Nite-Man

Wayners — 8/11/2025 11:49:08 AM

[Wayners] Go Moo Yourself! [graphic]

Wayners — 8/11/2025 11:46:54 AM

Go Moo Yourself!

[Shoot1st] So who shows up...... the spawn of Dumb and Dumber....... remember it's never ...

Shoot1st — 8/6/2025 8:37:36 AM

So who shows up......

the spawn of Dumb and Dumber.......

remember it's never to late to order that Budd Dwyer breakfast special.

oddballfilms.com

and bathe in omega 3's....it might reach your brain cells.

My uncle Larry knows about stuff like that.....

google.com

Shootie

[Wayners] Look I know you are GZ. You just talk fat.

Wayners — 8/5/2025 11:16:59 PM

[Shoot1st] I knew it..... it took a while but I figgered it out..... you were gone gettin...

Shoot1st — 7/15/2025 6:04:32 PM

I knew it.....

it took a while but I figgered it out.....

you were gone getting your pecker removed and grew tits.

you wanted to be Sybil...

you transgendered schizophrenic YMCA hummer.

Shootie

ps. Sally Fields is spinning in her grave, Yeah I know she's not dead yet and I think she's a bit weird to have dug a grave just so she can spin when she gets pissed.......but,,,,,to each.....pronoun of choice,,,,, own.

[Wayners] Hey bad shot, how dare you interject your fat trigger finger into a private conv...

Wayners — 7/15/2025 3:46:38 PM

Hey bad shot, how dare you interject your fat trigger finger into a private conversation between Bill and Shootie. Your bad reputation and beer gut precede you. You are on the precipice, on the edge, of being insulted, for real this time. Scared? You should be. Now bow down and worship my perfection and your mental pain and suffering will finally end.

Capt

[Shoot1st] Well, Seems like the time has come..... you don't even know who you are anymor...

Shoot1st — 6/23/2025 6:53:28 PM

Well,

Seems like the time has come.....

you don't even know who you are anymore.

you were warned about antifreeze and tonic with a slice of lime.

yeah I know....you still feel like you're superman.....

well......if you want to leap tall buildings in a single bound......

I still suggest you start your leap from the roof of the building.

Shootie@it'sreallyme.com

[Wayners] Bill wrote, "I was today years old when I realized I didn’t like you." Put that...

Wayners — 6/23/2025 12:54:51 PM

Bill wrote, "I was today years old when I realized I didn’t like you."

Put that bottle down. Your liver will thank you later.

Shootie

[Bill] I just got your post, so it's already a bad week. I was today years old when I r...

Bill — 6/23/2025 12:04:22 PM

I just got your post, so it's already a bad week. I was today years old when I realized I didn’t like you.

[Wayners] Well thank you Bill for your sincere honesty. Now let me perfectly Frank with y...

Wayners — 6/23/2025 5:49:09 AM

Well thank you Bill for your sincere honesty. Now let me perfectly Frank with you. The only reason you are allowed to slither here is because I lost a bet to GZ. I bet him $1 that you wouldnt last a week. Here we are 17.5 years later. You own me a $1 you SOB! You can never have that time back. Have a bad week.

[Bill] Hey Wayward, didn’t they tell you posting on SI is not allowed on weekend furlou...

Bill — 6/17/2025 12:00:19 AM

Hey Wayward, didn’t they tell you posting on SI is not allowed on weekend furlough? You need to keep your mouth shut and your fingers to yourself so you don’t piss off bubba. You know how jealous he gets.

[manny_velasco] Maybe, one day your doctors will find the right meds to help you....I doubt it w...

manny_velasco — 6/16/2025 9:17:28 PM

Maybe, one day your doctors will find the right meds to help you....I doubt it will happen but there is always hope.

[Shoot1st] I see you've finally resorted to AI to generate your insults. Given the lack of...

Shoot1st — 6/16/2025 4:40:00 PM

I see you've finally resorted to AI to generate your insults.

Given the lack of originality and the compete void of insult skill......

well, I don't think we have worry about AI taking over the world.

However, that should not stop you from trying to program that mechanical sex doll you got for your birthday.
just remember it's very important to teach those dolls how to cut off your air supply at the right time and to keep choking your for at least 20 to 30 minutes.

Atta boy..... you can do it.

Shootie