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To: OldAIMGuy who wrote (61120)12/31/2021 10:00:33 AM
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From: Joachim K1/9/2022 9:41:09 PM
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Dogs or Women ? ? ?

1. The later you are, the more excited your dogs are to see you.

2. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name.

3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.

4. A dog's parents never visit.

5. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.

6. You never have to wait for a dog; they're ready to go 24 hours a day.

7. Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk.

8. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.

9. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, "If I died, would you get another dog?"

10. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them away.

11. A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you a pervert.

12. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don't get mad. They just think it's interesting.

13. Dogs like to ride in the back of a pickup truck.

14. If a dog leaves, it won't take half of your stuff.

And last, but not least:

Lock your wife and your dog in trunk of car for an hour, then open it and see who's happy to see you...

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From: teevee1/11/2022 2:38:08 PM
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From: PineValley1/11/2022 2:49:09 PM
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All over social media today, Georgia football fans are marking themselves "SAFE" from hearing ROLL TIDE!

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To: PineValley who wrote (61124)1/12/2022 1:04:30 PM
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Except for that one GA player who had on the "wrong hat" at some point...

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From: ToolManInc1/13/2022 12:25:14 AM
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Covid/Vaccine rules simplified:

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From: Pianoman19971/14/2022 8:35:06 AM
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Stop investing in fancy battery materials, see the latest discovery.

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To: Pianoman1997 who wrote (61127)1/14/2022 5:24:03 PM
From: Stephen O
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Last week, we took some friends out to a new restaurant, and noticed that the waiter who took our order carried a spoon in his shirt pocket. It seemed a little strange.

When the waiter brought our water and cutlery, I noticed he also had a spoon in his shirt pocket. Then I looked around and saw that all the staff had spoons in their pockets.

When the waiter came back to serve our soup I asked, "Why the spoon?" "Well, "he explained, "the restaurant’s owners hired Andersen Consulting to revamp all our processes. After several months of analysis, they concluded that the spoon was the most frequently dropped piece of cutlery. It represents a drop frequency of approximately 3 spoons per table per hour. If our staff are better prepared, we can reduce the number of trips back to the kitchen and save 15 man-hours per shift."

As luck would have it, I dropped my spoon and he was able to replace it with his spare. "I’ll get another spoon next time I go to the kitchen instead of making an extra trip to get it right now." I was impressed.

I also noticed that there was a string hanging out of the waiter’s zip on his trousers. Looking around, I noticed that all the waiters had the same string hanging from their flies. So before he walked off, I asked the waiter, "Excuse me, but can you tell me why you have that string right there?"

"Oh, certainly!" Then he lowered his voice. "Not everyone is so observant. That consulting firm I mentioned also found out that we can save time in the rest-room. By tying this string to the tip of you know what, we can pull it out without touching it and eliminate the need to wash our hands, shortening the time spent in the rest-room by 76.39 per cent."

I asked "After you get it out, how do you put it back?"

"Well," he whispered, "I don’t know about the others, but I use the spoon."

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From: dylan murphy1/17/2022 1:59:32 PM
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Happy wife
Happy life
If she ain't happy enough
you will be unhappy
with half your stuff

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From: Sun Tzu1/18/2022 6:07:42 PM
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This was me yesterday:

We had 2 feet of snow.

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