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   PastimesLaughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke


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To: Stephen O who wrote (61024)10/25/2021 6:47:58 PM
From: Jeffrey S. Mitchell
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The short version, couched as a pickup line:

Can I see if I can make you laugh by giving you two test tickles?

- Jeff

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To: Jeffrey S. Mitchell who wrote (61025)10/25/2021 9:21:39 PM
From: Savant
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Or the coed warning the new coed about a certain professor...."don't worry about the quizees, it's the testees."

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From: Savant10/25/2021 9:22:15 PM
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Ol' Frank..


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To: Jams who wrote (61015)10/26/2021 5:14:28 AM
From: ekimaa
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Now that's strange. I figured it's twenty firth street as the person who painted the number has a lisp.

Mike

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To: TimF who wrote (60991)10/30/2021 8:01:15 AM
From: MeTwo
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Excellent :D

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To: Savant who wrote (60993)10/30/2021 8:02:40 AM
From: MeTwo
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Haha, very good!

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From: Joachim K10/31/2021 4:27:45 AM
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BREAKING NEWS:

Feeling the need to do her part, Kamala Harris landed in Tahiti today to help with the rescue effort.

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From: Joachim K10/31/2021 4:29:15 AM
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A teacher is teaching a class and she sees that Johnny isn't paying attention, so she asks him, "If there are three ducks sitting on a fence, and you shoot one, how many are left?" Johnny says, "None." The teacher asks, "Why?" Johnny says, "Because the shot scared them all off." The teacher says, "No, two, but I like how you're thinking." Johnny asks the teacher, "If you see three women walking out of an ice cream parlor, one is licking her ice cream, one is sucking her ice cream, and one is biting her ice cream, which one is married?" The teacher says, "The one sucking her ice cream." Johnny says, "No, the one with the wedding ring, but I like how you're thinking!"

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From: Joachim K10/31/2021 4:34:53 AM
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What kind of a bagel can fly?
A plain bagel…

What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?
Aye matey!
(you might have to say that out loud. Slow. Ten times.)

Why couldn't the guy carrying two dead dogs get on the airplane?
He was allowed only one carrion…

Why do mathematical cowboys like to round up their cows?
Let me give you an example.
Say you start with 185 cows.
After you round them up -
you have 200!

What was more important than the invention of the first telephone?
The second one!

Several years ago I started to run a mile a day to keep fit.
Now no one knows where I am!

Don't ever get your shoes from a drug dealer.
They'll be laced in such a way that you'll be tripping all day long!

What sits on a tree and goes "Aaaaaaaah! Aaaaaaaah!"?
An owl with a speech impediment.

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To: Joachim K who wrote (61032)10/31/2021 11:22:19 AM
From: candsrr
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A teacher is teaching a class...


A blast from the past:

#53470

Thanks for the reminder!

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