| To: Joachim K who wrote (61022) | 10/23/2021 1:54:56 PM | | From: Stephen O | | | | WHY OUR HEALTH CARE COSTS ARE SO HIGH!!!
Kevin had shingles.
Those of us who spend much time in a doctor's office should appreciate
this! Doesn't it seem more and more that physicians are running their
practices like an assembly line?
Here's what happened to Kevin:
Kevin walked into a doctor's office and the receptionist asked him
what he had. Kevin said: 'Shingles.' So she wrote down his name,
address, medical insurance number and told him to have a seat.
Fifteen minutes later a nurse's aide came out and asked Kevin what he had...
Kevin said, 'Shingles.' So she wrote down his height, weight, a
complete medical history and told Kevin to wait in the examining room.
A half hour later a nurse came in and asked Kevin what he had. Kevin
said, 'Shingles..' So the nurse gave Kevin a blood test, a blood
pressure test, an electrocardiogram, and told Kevin to take off all
his clothes and wait for the doctor.
An hour later the doctor came in and found Kevin sitting patiently in
the nude and asked Kevin what he had.
>>>>
Kevin said, 'Shingles.' The doctor asked, 'Where?'
Kevin said, 'Outside on the truck. Where do you want me to unload 'em??' |
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| To: Stephen O who wrote (61023) | 10/25/2021 5:11:45 PM | | From: Stephen O | | | | There is a factory in Northern Minnesota which makes the
Tickle Me Elmo toys. The toy laughs when you tickle it under the arms.
Well, Lena is hired at The Tickle Me Elmo factory and she reports for
her first day promptly at 8:00 am.
The next day at 8:45 am there is a knock at the Personnel Manager's door.
The Foreman throws open the door and begins to rant about the new
Employee.
He complains that she is incredibly slow and the whole line
is backing up, putting the entire production line behind schedule.
The Personnel Manager decides he should see this for himself, so the 2
men march down to the factory floor. When they get there the line is
so backed up that there are Tickle Me Elmo's all over the factory
floor and they're really beginning to pile up.
At the end of the line stands Lena surrounded by mountains of Tickle
Me Elmo's. She has a roll of plush Red fabric and a huge bag of small
marbles.
The 2 men watch in amazement as she cuts a little piece of fabric,
wraps it around two marbles and begins to carefully sew the little
package between Elmo's legs.
The Personnel Manager bursts into laughter. After several minutes of
hysterics he pulls himself together and approaches Lena .
'I'm sorry,' he says to her, barely able to keep a straight face, 'but
I think you misunderstood the instructions I gave you yesterday...'
'Your job is to give Elmo two test tickles'. |
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| To: Jams who wrote (61015) | 10/26/2021 5:14:28 AM | | From: ekimaa | | | | Now that's strange. I figured it's twenty firth street as the person who painted the number has a lisp.
Mike |
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| From: Joachim K | 10/31/2021 4:27:45 AM | | | | | | BREAKING NEWS:
Feeling the need to do her part, Kamala Harris landed in Tahiti today to help with the rescue effort. |
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| From: Joachim K | 10/31/2021 4:29:15 AM | | | | | | | A teacher is teaching a class and she sees that Johnny isn't paying attention, so she asks him, "If there are three ducks sitting on a fence, and you shoot one, how many are left?" Johnny says, "None." The teacher asks, "Why?" Johnny says, "Because the shot scared them all off." The teacher says, "No, two, but I like how you're thinking." Johnny asks the teacher, "If you see three women walking out of an ice cream parlor, one is licking her ice cream, one is sucking her ice cream, and one is biting her ice cream, which one is married?" The teacher says, "The one sucking her ice cream." Johnny says, "No, the one with the wedding ring, but I like how you're thinking!" |
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