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From: Savant10/15/2021 2:23:56 AM
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Absolute Truth


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To: Savant who wrote (61011)10/15/2021 2:17:36 PM
From: Jams
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Pronunciation is easy. Twentyoneth street.

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To: Jams who wrote (61015)10/15/2021 4:01:22 PM
From: Savant
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Good, Fascinating

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To: Jams who wrote (61015)10/17/2021 7:11:44 PM
From: Stephen O
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There's one at the end of my street 36nd Ave

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To: Stephen O who wrote (61017)10/17/2021 8:49:02 PM
From: Savant
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There's a street sign near my house, on a road ending at a cemetery fence....

Sign says>> Dead End

I avoid going that way.

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To: Savant who wrote (61018)10/18/2021 1:02:25 AM
From: Jeffrey S. Mitchell
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Son: Dad, I'm suicidal.
Dad: Hi Suicidal, I'm Dad.

- Jeff

[File under: Really Bad Dad jokes]

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To: Savant who wrote (61018)10/18/2021 8:39:11 AM
From: Pianoman1997
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My GPS took me to the cemetery and the GPS voice said ''You have reached your final destination''
I freaked out.

«There's a street sign near my house, on a road ending at a cemetery fence....

Sign says>> Dead End

I avoid going that way.

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To: Pianoman1997 who wrote (61020)10/19/2021 7:54:18 PM
From: Kevin Podsiadlik
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Along those lines, here's this from Apple:


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From: Joachim K10/21/2021 7:58:17 PM
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A Spaniard visiting the United States went into a store to buy a pair of socks. He spoke no English, and the clerk didn’t know a word of Spanish.

Through pantomime, the Spaniard tried to explain what he needed, without much success. The clerk brought out shoes, then tried sneakers, then slippers, then laces — all to no avail.

Finally, he came out of the stockroom with a pair of socks, and the Spaniard exclaimed, “Eso si? que es!”

Said the exasperated clerk, “Well, for crying out loud. If you could spell it, why didn’t you say so in the first place?”

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To: Joachim K who wrote (61022)10/23/2021 1:54:56 PM
From: Stephen O
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WHY OUR HEALTH CARE COSTS ARE SO HIGH!!!

Kevin had shingles.
Those of us who spend much time in a doctor's office should appreciate
this! Doesn't it seem more and more that physicians are running their
practices like an assembly line?
Here's what happened to Kevin:

Kevin walked into a doctor's office and the receptionist asked him
what he had. Kevin said: 'Shingles.' So she wrote down his name,
address, medical insurance number and told him to have a seat.

Fifteen minutes later a nurse's aide came out and asked Kevin what he had...
Kevin said, 'Shingles.' So she wrote down his height, weight, a
complete medical history and told Kevin to wait in the examining room.

A half hour later a nurse came in and asked Kevin what he had. Kevin
said, 'Shingles..' So the nurse gave Kevin a blood test, a blood
pressure test, an electrocardiogram, and told Kevin to take off all
his clothes and wait for the doctor.

An hour later the doctor came in and found Kevin sitting patiently in
the nude and asked Kevin what he had.
>>>>
Kevin said, 'Shingles.' The doctor asked, 'Where?'
Kevin said, 'Outside on the truck. Where do you want me to unload 'em??'

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