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To: KenaiTider who wrote (60983)9/13/2021 7:52:46 PM
From: Stevefoder
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Half the pictures are of a horse's head. The other half are of a horse's ass.

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From: TimF9/16/2021 11:39:33 PM
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To: TimF who wrote (60989)9/19/2021 4:47:03 PM
From: Stephen O
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A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have dinner with her parents.
Since this is such a big event, the girl announced to her boyfriend, that after dinner, she would like to go out and make love for the first time. Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex either, so he takes a trip to the pharmacy to get some protection. The pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy everything there is to know about condoms, and making love. At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many contraceptives he'd like to buy, a 3pack, 10 pack, or family pack. The boy insists on a family pack because he thinks he will be rather busy, it being his first time and all. That night the boy shows up at the girl's parents house and meets his girlfriend at the door. She says, "I'm so excited for you to meet my parents, come on in!" The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the girl's parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say a prayer and bows his head. Ten minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy. Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend leans over and whispers to the boyfriend, "I had no idea you were this religious." And the boy turns, and whispers back, "I had no idea your father was a pharmacist."

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From: TimF9/21/2021 12:40:26 AM
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From: Savant9/24/2021 1:13:42 PM
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To: Savant who wrote (60993)9/24/2021 2:54:09 PM
From: Stephen O
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From: Joachim K9/30/2021 1:45:50 PM
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A rabbi is in Las Vegas and there is a knock at the door of his hotel room. He opens it and standing in front of him is a gorgeous call-girl.

She smiles at him and says "I'm a gift from Max Goldberg."

The rabbi whips out his cell phone calling Max Goldberg, his congregant.

"Goldberg, this time you've gone too far! To a rabbi you send a prostitute?! You're done at Temple Beth Shalom! I don't care how much you've donated to the shul!

You're off the building committee...and the school committee! When I look down from the bimah on Rosh Hashanah I don't want to see your ugly faceā€¦and the same goes for Shabbos!"

Seeing how upset the rabbi is the girl starts to leave.

The rabbi covers the mouthpiece and says to her "Where are you going? I'm not mad at you."

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From: TimF9/30/2021 6:28:21 PM
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From: Celtictrader10/1/2021 7:19:49 AM
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"CAN YOU GET MARRIED IN HEAVEN? On their way to get married, a young Catholic couple is involved in a fatal car accident. The couple find themselves sitting outside the Pearly Gates waiting for St. Peter to process them into Heaven. While waiting, they begin to wonder: Could they possibly get married in Heaven? When St. Peter shows up, they asked him. St. Peter says, 'I don't know. This is the first time anyone has asked. Let me go find out,' and he leaves. The couple sat and waited, and waited. Two months passed and the couple are still waiting. As they waited, they discussed that if they were allowed to get married in Heaven, what was the eternal aspect of it all. 'What if it doesn't work?' they wondered, 'Are we stuck together forever?' After yet another month, St. Peter finally returns, looking somewhat bedraggled. 'Yes,' he informs the couple, 'you can get married in Heaven.' 'Great!' said the couple, 'but we were just wondering, what if things don't work out? Could we also get a divorce in Heaven?' St. Peter, red-faced with anger, slammed his clipboard onto the ground. 'What's wrong?' asked the frightened couple. 'OH, COME ON!', St. Peter shouted, 'It took me three months to find a priest up here! Do you have any idea how long it'll take me to find a Lawyer?!'"

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