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From: Sun Tzu9/6/2021 9:40:37 AM
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Don't fart in an Apple store
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To: Sun Tzu who wrote (60979)9/6/2021 12:55:27 PM
From: Stephen O
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John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, "Here's to spending the rest of me Life, between the legs of me wife!"
That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night!

He went home and told his wife, Mary, "I won the prize for the Best toast of the night."
She said, "Aye, did ye now. And what was your toast?"
John said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life, sitting in church beside me wife."
"Oh, that is very nice indeed, John!” Mary said.

The next day, Mary ran into one of John's drinking buddies on the street corner. The man chuckled leeringly and said, "John won the prize the other night at the pub with a toast about you, Mary."



She said, "Aye, he told me, and I was a bit surprised myself. You know, he's only been in there twice in the last four years. Once I had to pull him by the ears to make him come, and the other time he fell asleep".

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From: Pianoman19979/6/2021 7:25:23 PM
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From: TimF9/7/2021 11:24:31 AM
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From: KenaiTider9/12/2021 10:59:47 AM
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From: geoffrey Wren9/13/2021 1:01:00 AM
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a few jokes

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To: KenaiTider who wrote (60983)9/13/2021 11:19:34 AM
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Not sure it's AOC taking that stuff...

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To: The Rabbit who wrote (60985)9/13/2021 12:15:38 PM
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Invermectin makes you sterile. Darwin knows what he's doing.

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From: Jeffrey S. Mitchell9/13/2021 2:16:30 PM
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1. My first job was working in an Orange Juice factory, but I got canned. Couldn't concentrate.

2. Then I worked in the woods as a Lumberjack, but just couldn't hack it, so they gave me the axe.

3. After that, I tried being a Tailor, but wasn't suited for it -- mainly because it was a sew-sew job, and people liked to hem and haw about the price.

4. Next, I tried working in a Muffler Factory, but that was too exhausting.

5. Then, tried being a Chef - figured it would add a little spice to my life, but just didn't have the thyme..

6. Next, I attempted being a Deli Worker, But any way I sliced it.... couldn't cut the mustard.

7. My best job was a Musician, but eventually found I wasn't noteworthy.

8. I studied a long time to become a Doctor, but didn't have any patience.

9. Next, was a job in a Shoe Factory. Tried hard but just didn't fit in.

10. I became a Professional Fisherman, but discovered I couldn't live on my net income.

11. Managed to get a good job working for a Pool Maintenance Company, but the work was just too draining.

12. So then I got a job in a Workout Center, but they said I wasn't fit for the job..

13. After many years of trying to find steady work, I finally got a job as a Historian - until I realized there was no future in it.

14. My last job was working in Starbucks, But had to quit because it was the same old grind.

15. SO, I TRIED RETIREMENT AND I FOUND I'M PERFECT FOR THE JOB - LOVE IT

- Jeff

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To: KenaiTider who wrote (60983)9/13/2021 7:52:46 PM
From: Stevefoder
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Half the pictures are of a horse's head. The other half are of a horse's ass.

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