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From: TigerPaw8/21/2021 2:48:02 PM
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This is Roadrunner day in Central Texas.
If the Roadrunner see's it's shadow it means 52 more weeks of Summer.

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From: Sun Tzu8/26/2021 10:05:00 PM
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Router Table


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To: Sun Tzu who wrote (60969)8/27/2021 4:33:01 PM
From: Stephen O
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To: Stephen O who wrote (60970)8/27/2021 6:06:04 PM
From: High Grader
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The annoying octogenarian pirate who keeps saying,

"Arh matey."

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To: High Grader who wrote (60971)8/29/2021 4:15:22 PM
From: Stephen O
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After having dug to a depth of 10 feet last year, Canadian scientists found traces of copper wire dating back 200 years and came to the conclusion that their ancestors already had a telephone network more than 150 years ago.
Not to be outdone by their neighbours, in the weeks that followed, an American Archaeologist dug to a depth of 20 feet, and shortly after, a story published in the New York Times:
"American archaeologists, finding traces of 250-year-old copper wire, have concluded that their ancestors already had an advanced high-tech communications network 50 years earlier than the Canadians".
One week later, the British authorities reported the following:
"After digging as deep as 30 feet in North Yorkshire, Jack Arkwright, a self-taught archaeologist, reported that he found absolutely f*** all.
Jack has therefore concluded that 250 years ago, Britain had already gone wireless."
Just makes you bloody proud to be British, don't it!

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From: Savant8/30/2021 12:20:19 PM
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Don't know whether to laugh, or grit my teeth.....or shake my head sadly


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To: Savant who wrote (60973)8/31/2021 8:48:35 PM
From: J.B.C.
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From: OldAIMGuy9/2/2021 1:59:36 PM
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Oldie but Goodie...............................



A DEA officer stopped at our farm yesterday, he said “I need to inspect your farm for illegally growing drugs.”


I said “Okay, but don’t go in that field over there.”

The DEA officer verbally exploded saying, “Mister, I have the authority of the Federal Government with me!” Reaching into his rear pants pocket, the arrogant officer removed his badge and shoved it in my face. “See this badge?! This badge means I am allowed to go wherever I wish…. On any land !! No questions asked or answers given!! Have I made myself clear?…. do you understand?!!”

I nodded politely, apologized, and went about my chores. A short time later, I heard loud screams, looked up, and saw the DEA officer running for his life, being chased by my big old mean bull…. With every step the bull was gaining ground on the officer, and it seemed likely that he’d sure enough get gored before he reached safety. The officer was clearly terrified.

I threw down my tools, ran to the fence and yelled at the top of my lungs,

“Your badge, show him your BADGE!!”


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From: Glenn Petersen9/5/2021 3:09:26 PM
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."All we can do now is sit tight and pray."

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To: Glenn Petersen who wrote (60976)9/5/2021 5:13:04 PM
From: Stephen O
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I don't get it

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