| To: Savant who wrote (60964) | 8/18/2021 2:51:35 PM | | From: Stephen O | | | | Newfie joke
Each Friday night after work, sun, snow or rain, Jack, being a Protestant, would fire up his outdoor grill and cook a moose steak.
But, all of Jack's neighbours were Catholic. And since it was Lent, they were forbidden from eating meat on Friday. The delicious aroma from the grilled moose steaks was causing such a problem for the Catholic faithful that they finally talked to their priest. The priest came to visit Jack, and suggested that he become a Catholic.
After several classes and much study, Jack attended Mass, and as the priest sprinkled holy water over him, he said: "You were born a Protestant and raised a Protestant, but now you are a Catholic."
Jack's neighbours were greatly relieved until Friday night arrived, and the wonderful aroma of grilled moose filled the neighbourhood. The priest was called immediately by the neighbours, and, as he rushed into Jack's yard, clutching a rosary and prepared to scold him, he stopped and watched in amazement.
There stood Jack, clutching a small bottle of holy water which he carefully sprinkled over the grilling meat and chanted: "You wuz born a moose, you wuz raised a moose, but now you is a Cod Fish.  
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| From: TigerPaw | 8/19/2021 12:37:21 PM | | | | | | | That covid virus sure mutates quickly. It started out as a respiratory infection and changed into an IQ test. |
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| From: Jeffrey S. Mitchell | 8/20/2021 10:16:16 AM | | | | | | Laugh Out Loud Yearbook Quotes From High School Seniors
Lily Tredwell
This article was originally published on 2 47mirror and has been republished here with permission.
High school yearbooks are a fun way to look back on your time in school. Years from now you will reminisce on all the memories you made in those four years. The best way to be remembered in your yearbook is by having a funny quote. These high school seniors came up with the most hilarious quotes that will have you laughing for days. Take a look, have a laugh, and get some inspiration if you need a yearbook quote.
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| From: TigerPaw | 8/21/2021 2:48:02 PM | | | | | | This is Roadrunner day in Central Texas.
If the Roadrunner see's it's shadow it means 52 more weeks of Summer. |
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| To: High Grader who wrote (60971) | 8/29/2021 4:15:22 PM | | From: Stephen O | | | | After having dug to a depth of 10 feet last year, Canadian scientists found traces of copper wire dating back 200 years and came to the conclusion that their ancestors already had a telephone network more than 150 years ago.
Not to be outdone by their neighbours, in the weeks that followed, an American Archaeologist dug to a depth of 20 feet, and shortly after, a story published in the New York Times:
"American archaeologists, finding traces of 250-year-old copper wire, have concluded that their ancestors already had an advanced high-tech communications network 50 years earlier than the Canadians".
One week later, the British authorities reported the following:
"After digging as deep as 30 feet in North Yorkshire, Jack Arkwright, a self-taught archaeologist, reported that he found absolutely f*** all.
Jack has therefore concluded that 250 years ago, Britain had already gone wireless."
Just makes you bloody proud to be British, don't it! |
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