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   PastimesLaughter is the Best Medicine - Tell us a joke


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From: Stan8/15/2021 5:24:33 PM
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Heisenberg and Schroedinger are in a car that gets stopped by the police.

Policeman: "Do you know you were doing 75?"

Heisenberg: "Oh great, now we're lost!"

Cop gets suspicious, checks the trunk.

Cop: "There is a dead cat in here!"

Schroedinger: "Well, there is NOW!"

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From: Savant8/16/2021 5:02:00 PM
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Why washing your hair in the shower with the wrong shampoo causes you to gain weight


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From: Celtictrader8/17/2021 7:16:05 AM
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An Irishman, an Englishman and Julia Roberts were sitting together in a carriage in a train.

Suddenly the train went through a tunnel and as it was an old style train, there were no lights in the carriages and it went completely dark.

Then there was a kissing noise and the sound of a really loud slap.

When the train came out of the tunnel, Julia Roberts and the Irishman were sitting as if nothing had happened and the Englishman had his hand against his face as he had been slapped there.

The Englishman was thinking, “The Irish fella must have kissed Julia and she missed him and slapped me instead.”

Julia Robert was thinking, “The English fella must have tried to kiss me and actually kissed the Irishman and got slapped for it.”

And the Irishman was thinking,

“This is feckin great to be sure. The next time the train goes through a tunnel I’ll make another kissing noise and slap that English fecker again.”

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From: Savant8/17/2021 1:02:18 PM
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