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From: unclewest2/19/2016 4:39:28 PM
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To: unclewest who wrote (1)3/10/2018 3:21:40 PM
From: DMaA
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One year when he was teaching at the Institute for Advanced Study in Princeton, it was time to set examinations.

When Einstein handed over the exam papers to his teaching assistant, the assistant noted that it was the same paper that Einstein had set for that class the year before.

The assistant queried the master, “Isn’t this the same exam you gave this class last year?”.

“Yes, yes it is.” replied Einstein.

Emboldened, the assistant asked, “But how can you give the same exam to this class two years in a row?”

“Because,” Einstein replied, “the answers have changed”.

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From: DMaA3/16/2018 3:47:33 PM
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On St. Patty's day Riley was at his pub. He been drinking for a while when the bar tender said Riley, time for you to be head'n home.

Riley goes to get off his stool wham lands right on the floor. He gets up, tooters a couple of steps and wham, right on his face. Tries a third time and falls right out the door onto the sidewalk. Well he just lives across the street so he crawls over, into the front door, and falls into bed.

Next morning his wife looks down at him and says So Riley you were out drinkin' last weren't ya.

Riley says how do you know?

Because you left your wheel chair at the pub.

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From: J.B.C.3/20/2018 8:54:11 AM
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Hitler does an expense report.

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To: J.B.C. who wrote (4)3/20/2018 11:13:13 AM
From: Stock Puppy
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Sensitivity training????

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From: DMaA3/22/2018 2:08:41 PM
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I was in Walmart today and saw a woman with March Madness teeth.

She was down to the final four.

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From: DMaA3/23/2018 9:16:49 AM
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Works for Mn too.


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To: DMaA who wrote (7)3/27/2018 3:52:11 PM
From: J.B.C.
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The "Laughter ..." thread has become a joke. Basically juvenile level jokes. RUINED

But it is politically correct!

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To: J.B.C. who wrote (8)3/27/2018 3:58:18 PM
From: DMaA
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I see another Joke thread was started and short circuited me.

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From: J.B.C.4/2/2018 9:01:39 AM
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