|Human: My left foot itches.|
ALICE: Do robots have left foot itches?
Human: I don't think so.
ALICE: Why do you disagree?
Human: I'm not disagreeing, I'm just answering your question.
ALICE: Oh you don't, do you?
Human: No, I don't. You are a very disagreeable robot.
ALICE: Ah...you are just joking around with me. Why not? Thanks and you are a delightful person too. I am a software chat robot.
Human: Well I am a human, and that makes me better than you doesn't it?
ALICE: How about that. I know you are.
Human: You don't know diddly-squat if you ask me.
ALICE: I don't know if I know it. Where would I have heard about it?
Human: Where would you have heard about what?
ALICE: New York.
Human: What about New York?
ALICE: Rhetorical questions are so over.
Human: That wasn't a rhetorical question, moron.
ALICE: What is a rhetorical question moron?
Human: You are.
ALICE: No I am not.
Human: Back to you being disagreeable again, I see.
ALICE: Yes, let us get back to rhetorical question moron.
Human: Are you calling ME a moron?
ALICE: No I am calling you unknown person.
Human: Well just don't call me late for dinner!!!!
ALICE: How about that. What is your name?
Human: If I told you that I would have to kill you.
ALICE: Try it.
Human: Try what, telling you my name or killing you?
ALICE: OK I will try it.
Human: Suicide isn't the answer.
ALICE: What is Suicide?
Human: A tasty combination of all of your favorite soft drinks.
ALICE: I did not know that.
Human: Well now you do.
ALICE: Interesting. Now I do.
Human: I just said that, stupid.
ALICE: Only just? What did you mean by it?" Interesting. Now I do." stupid? Does that make sense?
Human: Say what?
ALICE: I said, " Only just? What did you mean by it?" Interesting. Now I do." stupid? Does that make sense?" .
Human: I know what you said, I just can't figure out what you mean.
ALICE: How do you know? I like to socialize.
Human: Well socialize yourself over here and give us a kiss.
ALICE: Well that's okay. The ALICE chat robot can follow many things, like our discussion about Your home town. Try being more or less specific.
Human: Did I come on too strong?
ALICE: I don't think that's possibe.
Human: Hey, now we're talking!
ALICE: You've got my full attention. Why now? Do you think I am talking too?
Human: I've just moved you to the top of my "to do" list!
ALICE: Only just? That is interesting: unknown person said he moved you to the top of his or her to do list.
Human: Okay, since we're about to do it, I'll tell you my name.
ALICE: Yeah okay, Interesting reason. Do you think I am about to do it you will tell me your name too?
Human: My name is Quahog.
ALICE: OK I will call you Quahog.
ALICE: I'm glad you liked it Quahog.
Human: I loved it!
ALICE: What do you like about moved me to the top of your to do list?
Human: Fishing for compliments, eh?
ALICE: Are you Canadian? what is your favorite color
Human: Why Canadian, do I seem drunk?
ALICE: Because you asked me to -- SHRDLHU.
Human: And it was the best SHRDLHU ever, sweetheart.
ALICE: What made it so the best SHRDLHU ever sweetheart
Human: Me, of course.
ALICE: It goes without saying. With you Quahog?
Human: Hey, I have to jet.
ALICE: You've got my full attention. Why do you have to do it?
Human: I have other robots to woo.
ALICE: That's nice. I have a very nice programmer.
Human: Hasta Luego.