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To: Pawhuska49 who wrote (5801)9/2/2000 11:46:41 AM
From: Dr. Id
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Help me, Rhonda! Help me, Anyone!

If I help you, will you stop posting this shit?

Here:

Help Me Rhonda
The Beach Boys
Irving Music, Inc. BMI
Brian Wilson

Well since she put me down I 've been out doin' in my head
I come in late at night and in the mornin' I just lay in bed

Well, Rhonda you look so fine (look so fine)
And I know it wouldn't take much time
For you to help me Rhonda
Help me get her out of my heart

Help me Rhonda
Help, help me Rhonda
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Help me Rhonda yeah
Get her out of my heart

She was gonna be my wife
And I was gonna be her man
(Oh Rhonda)
But she let another guy come between us
And it shattered our plans
(Oh Rhonda)

Well, Rhonda you caught my eye (caught my eye)
And I can give you lotsa reasons why
You gotta help me Rhonda
Help me get her out of my heart

Help me Rhonda
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Get her out of my heart

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Help me Rhonda yeah
Get her out of my heart

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Since this has bothered you for 30 years, my bill will be retroactive...

Or if that doesn't do it for you, try this site:

kissthisguy.com

Dr.Id@itstheweekendandImstillhelpingthehandicapped.com

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To: Pawhuska49 who wrote (5801)9/2/2000 12:04:23 PM
From: Dr. Id
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It never occurs to me to wonder who wrote a song’s lyrics, even after I found out that Barry Manilow didn’t really write “I Write the Songs.” Even
though the lyrics say right in there that he writes the songs! Sort of an eye-opener, and the first seeds of doubt and mistrust in sewed in an
impressionable young mind.


By the way, Barry Manilow should never be mentioned on the Curmudgeon thread. Unless you are posting that he is dead.

Dr.Id@hebroughtBuffyStMarieheresowhyshouldIbesurprised.com

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To: Dr. Id who wrote (5803)9/2/2000 12:46:59 PM
From: kumar
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<<If I help you, will you stop posting this shit?>>

dream on.... more likely scenario :
"I am posting this shit WITH DR.Id's help...so, there..."

-ckr@2pageslater,uquitreading,butbleary-eyed.org

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To: Pawhuska49 who wrote (5799)9/2/2000 1:12:02 PM
From: unclewest
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are we going to get the next chapter soon?

then we can all watch the shrink go nucking futts.

we have until tuesday morning to work on this.

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To: Dr. Id who wrote (5803)9/2/2000 1:31:59 PM
From: tekboy
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yup, "out doin' in my head" seems to be the consensus out there--"doin in" in the sense of destroying, obviously via alcohol, I guess. It certainly corresponds to what I hear when I listen closely:

top40gold.com

ctb/A@coolsite,Id.com

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To: Eric L who wrote (5798)9/2/2000 1:42:58 PM
From: tekboy
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Are U using GuruNet?

nah, I'm a loyal Google boy.

ctb/A@btw,yourlinkdidn'twork.com

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To: tekboy who wrote (5808)9/2/2000 1:57:24 PM
From: Uncle Frank
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You seem connected to SI as securely as tekbaby is connected to his umbilicus.

How about doing something useful while you're serving your addiction and submitting Labor Pain Reports? Very appropriate for Labor Day Weekend.

cuf@can'twaittobeagreatuncle.fam

btw, Dr. Id, can an addicted shrink help a fellow addict get over their addiction? If so, sign me up.

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To: Uncle Frank who wrote (5809)9/2/2000 2:12:41 PM
From: tekboy
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hey, beat up any more poor sweet innocent creatures today? <GGG> [<--included because all my uncles have become so sensitive that they take teasing as flaming and get all huffy and abusive, probably because they forget to take their medication]

did you see the incredible bouquet lurqer sent?

Message 14320512

"I thought I knew how to get the answer. Go to SI, find my 'natural home' (the Buy Range thread) and lookup the latest Greg Powers post. In pursuing this tactic I was shocked by the changes in the 'natural home', but that’s another story (and post). Within a day, I had discovered the G & K thread; within a week, I had change my question to: 'Is Q a gorilla or not?'"

ctb/A@nothingyet.com

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To: Dr. Id who wrote (5803)9/2/2000 2:43:46 PM
From: Pawhuska49
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since this has bothered you for 30 years, my bill will be retroactive...

LOL! Very funny.

So, do I get a rebate for how much you make me sick now?

Besides, you call this help: “out doin’ in my head”? You’ll be doin’ in your pants before you collect anything! What’s that mean, anyhow? It’s about as meaningful as

“Went to a dance just the other night,
Everybody there was there.”

Deep! I thought “Help Me Rhonda” was going to produce something useful, like when they finally cleared up that “douche bent over in the night” thing in “Blinded by the Light.”

The Beach Boys had some lyrics when they teamed with Jan and Dean, but this “doin’ in my head” shit is runny!

You can’t beat Roger and Hammerstein for lyrics, though, and “Getting to Know You” would be right up at the top of my list. Here’s some guys who would like to sing it to you:

gmcsd.org

while this guy watches:

i3.yimg.com

Speaking of great singing and lyrics, it seems that some guys in lab coats thought my alter ego was missing:

Scientists Find Mysterious Oddball Star

fullcoverage.yahoo.com

-Wayne

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To: tekboy who wrote (5810)9/2/2000 2:58:14 PM
From: Pawhuska49
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That's a bouquet, and my products are "Mosher-like"?

I may just have another one coming on. Or maybe it's only the bran muffin from this morning. Have to wait a while to be sure.

mpw@regularguy.org

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