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Pastimes : Dusty's Den For Friends and Chatter about Anything Decent

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To: Dusty who wrote ()5/12/1998 8:13:00 PM
From: Dusty   of 71
 
I found this site splitter and can't remember if I shared it or not so here it is again or whatever...
geocities.com


How is your mamma an them during? I am Mrs. Shirley Q. Liquor and I am trying to find out the answer to one querstion...

WHO IS MY BABY DADDY?"

Today "Hoodlines" from the Projects
....Tuesday, May 12 1998

BETTY CURRIE COUSIN SAY PRESIDENT CLIFFORD IS "NASTY"

(PPA-Projects Press International)

In a exclusive phone call to my house tonight by inside source Dookeesha Watson, who claim to be the second cousin of President Clifford very elegant and saditty secretary, Betty Currie, she reveal that Betty say President Clifford is nasty.

She say he not only leave soda water cans all over the Ovum Office, but that he like to get on the phone with womens and talk nasty to em. She supposed to call me back later with more details, but she had to go use the restrooms.

Let us pray.

Please open your copy of

The New Ebonics Version of the King James Brown Bible
to the 133rd Psalm for today lession on scriptureses:

"Look, brothers, we all up in this together. So do like Aaron do and bust out the expensive hair grease and pour it all over your face and let it run down onto your dress.."

Amen.
Y'all may be seated.

First, we want to thank you for dropping by the "online projects" to visit us. I would have offered you some ice cold KoolAids and a potato pie, but I ain't been to the store since my AFDC check have not cameded in yet. Just set your purse down and come on in.

I be sitting on a hemmorhurd the size of a persimmon.
The thangs HURT! I be so full of creams and salves and thangs to where my drawers are practically marinated.

Old Smokey...
They say the suspensions and the CJ jernt as well as the air conditioners is all toe up.. $500 to get it fixed.
I told the man forget it. I say if it still drive, it's alright.

Me and my 19 childrens depend on this raggedy thang to get us around. Even though it don't have no floorboards and NO KIND OF insurance..

The 8-track player is stuck on one Barry White song, it still do be MY car. I keeps my Matilda Rights wrote down on the dashboard for quick reference for when the police pulls me over, which happen A LOT.

This is not only my family car, but it also is the "Ministry -Mobile" of iva church.

I attendses Mount Holy Olives' Second Zion Starlight African Episcopal Methodist Baptist Church of Our Lady of The Resurrection of God in Christ - (Reformed Apostolic). (corner of 3rd and John Streets)

If all you had wanted was to know where you can hear Shirley on the radio (or to get a tape) click here.... (and skip all this other ignunce)...

Shirley on tape and on tour..

If you have the nerve, follow these here links and I will show you thangs you might not have ever saw before. Click to start your tour of LiquorWorld....Meet Watusi Jenkins

Let me introduce you to my 19 childrens...

Meet the CPS Lady, Perpendicular Head and All the Ladies in My Hood

A frightening look inside the mind of white peoples..

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This is really a riot in living color with all the graphic's so go follow the link to here web page and laugh till your sides hurt... Mine sure do!

Dusty :o)
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