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From: Tomato	2/18/2025 3:42:38 PM
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I can't get to sleep at night because when I try to count sheep I stop breathing I have sheep apnea. — Have you ever tried Ethiopian food? Neither have they. — After running tests the doctor says to the guy, "I'm sorry but I have two bits of bad news." "The first is that you have cancer." Guy goes "Well shit. What's the other bad news?" Doctor says, "You have Alzheimer's." Guy says, "Well, at least I don't have cancer.” — 3 things that never lie: Little kids Drunk people Yoga pants — Some people are like software updates. When I see them, I think, “Not now."

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