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From: Tomato	2/17/2025 1:05:39 PM
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Charles de Gaulle and his wife Madame de Gaulle were at a dinner party and someone asked the lady, "Madame, what do you most want out of life?" Madame de Gaulle thought about it and answered, "A penis." After a moment of shocked silence, Charles leaned over to his wife and said, "I believe zey pronounce it, happiness.” — Last week I got eczema, diarrhea, and hemorrhoids. It was the first time I ever won a game of Scrabble. — A man walks into a bookstore and asks the clerk where the self-help books are. The clerk responds: If I told you that, wouldn't it defeat the purpose? — Drinking your own urine is supposed to be good for you. Bullshit. I threw my back out.

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