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From: Tomato2/15/2025 9:22:42 PM
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Co-worker nicknames:

Kitkat.........always taking a break

Butter knife....... Not the sharpest member of the team

Motion light...... Only works when somebody is walking past

E.T......... Always wants to go home

Seaweed...... Floats around and does nothing

Lantern....... Not bright, and has to be carried

Deck chair........ folds under pressure

G-spot........Can never be found

Birthday cake...... Everybody gets a piece

Pothole.........Best to avoid

SAM........ self appointed manager

Hubble..... Sits around and stares into space.

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Charles Dickens walks into a bar and orders a martini.

The bartender asks, "Olive or twist?”

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Doctor: Have you had a check-up recently?

Polish woman: "No. Just a couple of Hungarians and an Estonian.”
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