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Pastimes : Jokes and Humor Only
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From: Tomato2/14/2025 3:52:04 PM
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I stole an infant from a stripper.

It was like taking baby from a Candy.

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What do you call abortions in Prague?

Cancelled Czechs.

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A vagina is a lot like a university.

They're both easier to get into if you're rich or an athlete.

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A child finds a dildo in her mother’s drawer.

He takes it downstairs to her and says, "Mummy, what is this?"

She looks at it, in shock. She hesitates and says, "It's a tool that I use in...the garden...whenever I'm digging."

He says, "Oh. So that's why it's brown then.”
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