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From: Tomato2/12/2025 12:07:55 PM
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Bob Hope's wife said to him, "Bob, we talked to the President, and you can be buried at Arlington, or you can be buried at the Catholic cemetery in the valley. What do you think?"

Hope said, "Surprise me.”

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"I think our dog is getting a bit deaf," said the woman.

"Nonsense," said the man. "Watch this: Fido, sit!"

"Told you."

"Oh, okay. I'll clean it up.”

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What do you call a Mexican that hates protein powder?

No Whey Jose.

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