I bought a racehorse today, I called him My Face.
I don't care if he doesn't win, I just want to hear people shouting, "Come on My Face.”
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She was only:
- a violinist's daughter, but when she took off her G-string all the boys fiddled.
- an undertaker's daughter, but any guy cadaver.
- a photographer's daughter, but she was really well developed.
- a surgeon's daughter, but she knew how to operate.
- a blacksmith's daughter, but she knew how to forge ahead.
- a baseball pitcher's daughter, but you should have seen her curves.
- a minister's daughter, but I wouldn't put anything pastor.
- a meteorologist's daughter, but she had a warm front.
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The teacher asked the class, “Name a forgotten explorer."
"Internet Explorer.", I replied. |
