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Pastimes : Jokes and Humor Only
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From: Tomato2/9/2025 2:46:27 PM
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I invited my boss and her husband over for dinner and while we were eating she asked my son, Little Johnny, what he learned about in school that day.

I said that we usually play a "four clues" game where we have to guess and she thought that would be fun.

So Johnny gave his first clue: It's kind of round and covered with hair.

That didn't narrow it down much so he went to his second clue: It can be full of juice that you can access through a crack.

Nobody had an idea yet, though knowing Johnny I was starting to get anxious. He gave his third clue: When mommy and daddy were unpacking and changing from a day at the beach I peeked into their room and saw that mommy had one and daddy didn't.

Still no guesses from anyone but I was starting to panic. Johnny gave his final clue: It contains the letters C, N, T, and U.

My wife saved my career when she quickly blurted out COCONUT!

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What’s a horny pirate’s worst nightmare?

A sunken chest with no booty.
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After sex last night my new girlfriend snuggled

up to me and said, “You know, you’re easily the biggest I’ve ever had.”

Apparently, “Ditto” wasn’t the correct response.

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Jobs that don’t exist any more:
1. Steve
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A new study has shown that Vietnamese couples are the happiest of them all.

Because very often, it's a Nguyen-Nguyen situation for everyone.
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