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From: Tomato2/8/2025 1:27:19 PM
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What do the Super Bowl and a doctor's office have in common?

Aaron Rodgers won't get a shot at either one.



What do Cowboys fans do after they win the Super Bowl ?

They turn off their PlayStations.



What’s a chicken’s favorite pool game?

Marco Pollo.



A male passenger exposed himself to a stewardess when he entered the plane.

"I'm sorry," said the woman, "but you'll have to show me your ticket, not your stub.”



Wife: "I had a strange dream last night. I dreamed I was at a penis auction. Long penises were going for $100 and thick penises were going for $300.”

Husband: "What would mine go for?”

Wife: "They were giving ones like yours away for free.”

Husband: "I also had a dream last night about an auction where they were selling juicy vaginas for $500 and tight vaginas for $1,000.”

Wife: "How about mine?”

Husband: "That was where they were holding the auction.”
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