Two women named Rachel meet and fall in love.
They decide to get married and go to the baker's to pick out a wedding cake.
The baker inquires about their story and appalled, refuses to bake them a wedding cake.
They are very upset and accuse the baker of narrow-mindedness and bigotry.
"Oh, no, no, no," the baker responds, "I don't have a problem with gay marriage, I just can't support an inter-Rachel marriage!”
—
A young couple had just finished having fantastic sex. Afterwards, the young woman looked in the box of condoms and saw that there were only six left out of the original twelve. She asked her boyfriend, “What happened to the five other condoms?” He rather nervously and shiftily replied, “Errmm, I masturbated with them.”
The next day the woman went to one of her male friends and told him what had happened. Then she said to him, “Have you ever done that?”
He replied, “Yeah, a few times.”
She said, “You mean you’ve actually masturbated with a condom before?”
“Oh!” he said, “I thought you were asking if I’d ever lied to my girlfriend.”
—
What’s the difference between the USA and yogurt?
If you leave yogurt alone for 300 years, it'll develop a culture.
—
What did the German clockmaker say to the clock that went, “Tick, tick, tick?”
"Vee haf vays to make you tock?” |
