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From: Tomato2/3/2025 11:42:58 AM
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I had to cancel my appointment at the impotence clinic today.

Something came up.



An 8-year-old choir boy catches the priest masturbating.

He said, "What are you doing father?"

"It's called masturbating," the priest replied. "You'll be doing this soon."

"Why father?" he asked.

"Because my wrist is killing me," the priest replied.



As I knelt down with a pair of size 4 shoes in front of this sexy blonde in a short skirt, I couldn’t resist a quick glance at her panties.

“Hey perv!!” she said as she gave me a playful kick. “I bet the only reason you work here is to look up girls’ skirts isn’t it?”

“That’s an absolutely ridiculous accusation, miss,” I said sternly. “I don’t fucking work here.”



What’s the difference between a Catholic priest and a greyhound?

The greyhound waits for the hare to come out.
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