A blonde goes to a chain restaurant, buys a coffee and sits down to drink it. She looks on the side of her cup and she finds a peel-off prize.
She pull off the tab and yells, "I WON! I WON! I WON a motor home; I WON a motor home!”
The waitress runs over and says, "That's impossible. The biggest prize given away was a mini van!”
The blonde replies, "No. I WON A motor home, I WON a motor home!”
By this time the manager makes his way over to the table and says, "You couldn't possibly have won a motor home because we didn't have that as a prize!
Again the blonde says, "No, no mistake, I WON a motor home, I WON a motor home!”
The blonde hands the prize ticket to the manager and he reads, "WIN A BAGEL.”
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An African-American guy hooked up with a woman from Thailand.
It was a real black-Thai affair.
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Two sides of hummus decided to go out to eat.
Once they finished eating, they said, “Chickpeas!”
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Good: I slept with my teacher after prom last night.
Bad: I was home schooled.
Worse: by my dad.
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A Muslim wife complains to her husband that all the excitement has gone out of their marriage.
"Remember when you use to carry me up to bed?", she asked.
"Yes," he replied, “But to be fair, you were only six at the time!”
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The ski resort I go to was robbed last night of $500.
The robber stole a burger, two beers, and some chips. |
