A photographer is exploring Vatican City, but then pops in quickly to a public toilet.
He opens the toilet stall door and sees The Pope, rigourously masturbating. Instinctively, just as The Pope orgasms, the photographer snaps a picture. The Pope closes his gown, and says:
"No, please! I don't normally do this! Don't show that photo to anyone! I'll give you 1,000,000 Euros if you give me that camera right now!"
The photographer thinks for a moment and agrees. The Pope transfers the money, takes the camera, and deletes the image. After heading back to his chambers, he figures that now he owns a high-end professional camera, he may as well put it to good use.
On a trip to London, The Pope is taking photos of Westminster Abbey, Big Ben, and The London Eye with his new camera. The driver says:
"That's a nifty looking camera. How much did that cost you?"
"1,000,000 Euros." The Pope sighs.
"1,000,000 Euros?!?" The driver replies, "Whoever sold you that must have seen you coming!" |
