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From: Tomato	9/30/2024 1:30:37 PM
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Mary had a little sheep, and with that sheep, she went to sleep The sheep turned out to be a ram, Mary had a little lamb — Just brewed two batches of brew for lumberjacks and bellhops: a lager and a porter. — Who was the first athlete to take a knee? Tonya Harding. — Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak. A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well. He, who laughs last, thinks slowest. Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine. The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong. God gave you toes as a device for finding furniture in the dark. When you go into court, you are putting yourself in the hands of twelve people, who weren't smart enough to get out of jury duty.

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