Doctor, the embarrassed, man said, "I have a sexual problem. I can't get it up for my wife anymore."
"Mr. Thomas, bring her back with you tomorrow and let me see what I can do."
So, the worried fellow returned with his wife the following day.
The doctor greeted the couple and then said, "Please remove your clothes, Mrs. Thomas."
The woman obliged and removed her clothing.
"Okay, now turn all the way around. Now, lie down, please. Uh-huh, I see. Alright, you can put your clothes back on."
While the woman was busy dressing herself again, the doctor took the husband aside.
"You're in perfect health," he said to the man. "Your wife didn't give me an erection either.”
—
The high school sex ed teacher walks in to class carrying a bag, he puts the bag down and says:
-"Today we're gonna learn how to put on a condom" and brings out a banana and a pack of condoms from the bag.
A student raises his hand and asks, "Why did you bring a banana?"
The teacher replies: -"I can't get an erection when I'm hungry.”
—
What do you get when you cross a joke with a non-sequitur?
You can tune a piano, but you can't tuna fish.
|