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From: Tomato	9/8/2024 6:54:41 AM
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My wife said her gynecologist recognized her at the supermarket. I told her she needs to start wearing longer skirts. — The young rabbi was an avid golfer. Even on Yom Kippur, the holiest day of the year, he snuck out by himself for a quick nine holes. On the last hole he teed off, and a gust of wind carried his ball directly over the hole and dropped it in for a hole in one. An angel who witnessed this miracle complained to God, “This guy is playing golf on Yom Kippur, and you cause him to get a hole in one? This is a punishment?” “Of course it is,” said the Lord, smiling. “Who can he tell?” — After 20 years as a gynecologist my friend retrained as an airline pilot. Before every flight he meticulously checks all the flaps. — I just had a UTI that stung horribly and made my urine come out cloudy, but I think the antibiotics finally took it out. I can pee clearly now; the pain is gone.

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