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1)She Got The Ring And I Got The Finger 2)Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth ‘Cause I’m Kissing You Goodbye 3)If I Can’t Be Number One In Your Life, Then Number Two On You 4)If I Had Shot You When I Wanted To, I’d Be Out By Now 5)You’re the Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly 6)Can’t Get Over You, So Why Don’t You Get Under Me? 7)All My Exes Live in Texas 8)I Thought She Was Out Jogging, But She Was Running Around On Me 9)If the Phone Don’t Ring, It’s Me Not Calling You Up 10)All the Guys Who Turn Me On Turn Me Down 11)If Love were Oil, I’d be a Quart Low 12)Her Teeth were Stained, but her Heart was Pure 13)At the Gas Station of Love, I Got the Self-Service Pump 14)How Come Your Dog Don’t Bite Nobody But Me? 15)I Wish I Were a Woman (So I Could Go Out With a Guy Like Me) 16)It Don’t Feel Like Sinnin’ To Me 17)I’m Gettin’ Gray From Being Blue 18)If You Can’t Live Without Me, Why Aren’t You Dead Yet? 19)I Sat Down On a Beartrap (Just This Morning) 20)Mama Get The Hammer (There’s A Fly On Papa’s Head) 21)Heaven’s Just A Sin Away 22)She Made Toothpicks Out Of The Timber Of My Heart 23)Guess My Eyes Were Bigger Than My Heart 24)If Fingerprints Showed Up On Skin, Wonder Whose I’d Find On You 25)I Keep Forgettin’ I Forgot About You 26)Liked You Better Before I Knew You So Well 27)Gave Her My Heart And a Diamond And She Clubbed Me With a Spade 28)I Don’t Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling 29)Going to Hell in Your Heavenly Arms 30)There Ain’t Enough Room in my Fruit of the Looms to Hold All My Lovin’ for You 31)It’s Hard to Kiss the Lips at Night that Chew Your Ass Out All Day Long 32)If Whiskey Were A Woman I’d Be Married For Sure 33)It Ain’t Love But It Ain’t Bad 34)I Still Miss You Baby, But My Aim’s Gettin’ Better 35)C’mon Down off the Stove, Granny, You’re Too Old to Ride the Range 36)Don’t Cry On My Shoulders Cause Your Rustin’ My Spurs 37)Don’t Run Through The Screen Door Honey You’ll Only Strain Yourself 38)Forget the Night, Help Me Make It Through the Door 39)From The Indies To The Andes In His Undies 40)I Can’t Love Your Body if Your Heart’s Not In It |
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