Real Song Titles
1)She Got The Ring And I Got The Finger
2)Get Your Tongue Outta My Mouth ‘Cause I’m Kissing You Goodbye
3)If I Can’t Be Number One In Your Life,
Then Number Two On You
4)If I Had Shot You When I Wanted To, I’d Be Out By Now
5)You’re the Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly
6)Can’t Get Over You, So Why Don’t You Get Under Me?
7)All My Exes Live in Texas
8)I Thought She Was Out Jogging,
But She Was Running Around On Me
9)If the Phone Don’t Ring, It’s Me Not Calling You Up
10)All the Guys Who Turn Me On Turn Me Down
11)If Love were Oil, I’d be a Quart Low
12)Her Teeth were Stained, but her Heart was Pure
13)At the Gas Station of Love, I Got the Self-Service Pump
14)How Come Your Dog Don’t Bite Nobody But Me?
15)I Wish I Were a Woman (So I Could Go Out With a Guy Like Me)
16)It Don’t Feel Like Sinnin’ To Me
17)I’m Gettin’ Gray From Being Blue
18)If You Can’t Live Without Me, Why Aren’t You Dead Yet?
19)I Sat Down On a Beartrap (Just This Morning)
20)Mama Get The Hammer (There’s A Fly On Papa’s Head)
21)Heaven’s Just A Sin Away
22)She Made Toothpicks Out Of The Timber Of My Heart
23)Guess My Eyes Were Bigger Than My Heart
24)If Fingerprints Showed Up On Skin,
Wonder Whose I’d Find On You
25)I Keep Forgettin’ I Forgot About You
26)Liked You Better Before I Knew You So Well
27)Gave Her My Heart And a Diamond
And She Clubbed Me With a Spade
28)I Don’t Know Whether To Kill Myself Or Go Bowling
29)Going to Hell in Your Heavenly Arms
30)There Ain’t Enough Room in my Fruit of the Looms to Hold All My Lovin’ for You
31)It’s Hard to Kiss the Lips at Night
that Chew Your Ass Out All Day Long
32)If Whiskey Were A Woman I’d Be Married For Sure
33)It Ain’t Love But It Ain’t Bad
34)I Still Miss You Baby, But My Aim’s Gettin’ Better
35)C’mon Down off the Stove, Granny, You’re Too Old to Ride the Range
36)Don’t Cry On My Shoulders Cause Your Rustin’ My Spurs
37)Don’t Run Through The Screen Door Honey You’ll Only Strain Yourself
38)Forget the Night, Help Me Make It Through the Door
39)From The Indies To The Andes In His Undies
40)I Can’t Love Your Body if Your Heart’s Not In It |
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