A husband and wife who own a circus walk into an adoption agency looking to adopt a child.
"Are you sure the circus is the best place for a child?" asks the social worker. "I mean, all those dangerous animals, the constant travelling…"
"The animals are trained." says the wife. "And we have a state-of-the-art 55 foot motor home that is equipped with a nursery.”
"How will you educate your child?”
"We've arranged for a full-time tutor to teach all the subjects, as well as Mandarin and computer programming," explains the husband.
"And the nanny is certified in pediatric care, child welfare, and nutrition," the wife adds.
The social worker is impressed. "Well, you do seem perfect. What age were you looking to adopt?”
The husband says, "It really doesn't matter, as long as they fit in a cannon.”
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Just arrived in Brazil and many of the English translations were spelled incorrectly. For example, "Taxi Rank" was spelled "Taksi Rank", and instead of "American Express" it said "American Ekspress". I was intrigued, so I asked the concierge at our hotel why that was.
Concierge: "Oh, yes sir, that's because X is now banned in our country” |
