An angel appears to the head of a Philosophy Department and says, "I'll grant you whichever of three blessings you choose. Wisdom, beauty, or ten million dollars."
Immediately, the professor chooses wisdom. There is a flash of lightning, the professor is transformed, but then he just sits there, staring down at the table.
One of his colleagues whispers, "You have great wisdom. Say something!" The professor says, "I should have taken the money!"
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Bill Nye's daughter who doesn't believe in science: Dee.
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Q: Why does the sea roar?
A: You'd roar too, if you had crabs on your bottom!
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When a panel of doctors was asked to vote on adding
a new wing to their hospital, the Allergists voted
to scratch it and the Dermatologists advised not to
make any rash moves.
The Gastroenterologists had sort of a gut feeling
about it, but the Neurologists thought the
administration had a lot of nerve, and the
Obstetricians felt they were all laboring under a
misconception.
The Ophthalmologists considered the idea
shortsighted and they Couldn't see the point; the Pathologists yelled, 'Over my dead
body', while the Pediatricians said, 'Oh, Grow up!'
The Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was
madness, the Radiologists could see right through
it, and the Surgeons told them to just cut it out.
The Internists thought it was a bitter pill to
swallow, and the Plastic Surgeons said, 'This puts a
whole new face on the matter.'
The Podiatrists thought it was a step forward, but
the Urologists felt the scheme wouldn't hold water.
The Anesthesiologists thought the whole idea was a
gas but they wanted to sleep on it
and the Cardiologists didn't have the heart to
say no.
In the end, the Proctologists left the decision up
to some asshole in administration |
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