A Mexican family crosses the border to the Land of Milk and Honey where the streets are paved with gold. But the husband can find no work. His family is hungry, so he takes a walk to a quiet place at the foot of a
big hill, kneels at the base of a tree, and begins to pray:
"Sweet Jesus, please show me a way to feed my family..."
Eyes closed, the Mexican does not see the Black man coming over the top of the hill, who is struggling with a broken grocery sack and who loses a wheel of cheese.
When the Mexican man opens his eyes, the large wheel of Cheddar cheese
from the Black man's grocery bag rolls down the hill and lands at the
Mexican's feet!! Oh, thank you Jesus, thank you", he cries, grabs the cheese, and runs straight home. Upon returning home, he gives the cheese to his wife and instructs her to make nachos.
"But wouldn't you rather have cheese enchiladas and burritos and other
things?" she inquires. "No, the husband says, "Jesus sent this to me with a message...as I ran home, I kept hearing a voice yelling...............
THAT'S NACHO CHEESE!!!
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What STD do you get from nasal sex?
Sniff-a-liss.
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Teacher showed the class pictures of animals and ask for the name. She pick up one of a forest creature eating grass with antlers. Becky said "I know, it's Bambi.
No said the teacher, anyone else?
No one raise a hand so the teacher said "What does you mother call your Father?".
Johny Grossout stood and waved, the teacher said "Okay, what is it?"
Johnny said,"It's a horny bastard.”
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Why did the Plain M&M go to the psychiatrist?
She had Peanuts Envy.
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What were the consequences of Johann Sebastian Bach having 22 children?
He wore out three organs fuguing. |
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