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From: Tomato

8/27/2024 2:50:23 AM

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My doctor told me that the radiation from my laptop has damaged my sperm.

I felt like letting him know how badly my sperm has damaged my laptop.

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During a good manners and etiquette class, the teacher says to her
students :

"If you were courting a well educated young girl from a prominent
family and during a dinner for two you needed to go to the toilet, what
would
you say to her?

Mike replies : "Wait a minute, I'm going for a piss”.

The teacher says :"That would be very rude and improper on your part”.

Charlie replies: "I'm sorry I need to go to the toilet, I'll be back in
a minute”.

The teacher says : "That's much better but to mention the word ''toilet''
during a meal, is unpleasant.”

And Johnnie says: "My dear, please excuse me for a moment. I have to
go shake hands with a personal friend, whom I hope to be able to
introduce to you after dinner.”

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The pimp was playing golf with his posse of girls.
One sassy bitch was beating him and making him look bad, so he took out his piece, shot a ho and won.

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