Don Rickles walked into the restroom at a restaurant in LA, and saw his friend Frank Sinatra.
He told Frank he was with a date and wanted to impress her. He asked Frank if he could come and greet him at his table.
"No problem" said Frank and he went back to his table.
About ten minutes later Frank walked up to the table and said, "Hey Don, long time no see."
Without looking up, Rickles said, "Fuck off Frankie, can't you see I'm busy?
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Jackie Mason said that Frank Sinatra saved his life once.
He said, "Okay boys, that's enough.”
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One day two young brothers in Rome, aged 12 and 14 came home with a 20 and 50 euro note. Their mother asked them where they got all that money.
"Well, we were standing outside the brothel when a guy left," said the 12-year-old. "We told him we knew where he had been, so he asked us not to reveal anything and gave us 20 euros."
"Then we followed the man," said the other boy, "and when he came to his house we told him that now we also knew where he lived. Then he gave us another 50 euros and begged us to keep quiet."
"That's a truly awful behavior," the mother replied. "You really should be ashamed of yourselves and feel sorry for the man. Off you go to confession."
The boys did what they were told and went to church to confess to the priest.
After a while they came back with 100 euros because now they now knew where the man worked.
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Can anyone remember the chiropractor joke that I sent ?
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