Ya know what they say about getting older……..
Yeah, I don't remember either.
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What did the Asian parent say to his kid when he was stung by a bee?!
Why wasn't it an A?!!!
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Two boys were talking, and one said to the other, "There is an easy way to earn money."
The other boy asked, "How?"
The first boy replied, "Tell people you know their secret."
The boy then went to his dad and said, "I know your secret!"
His dad replied, "Please don't tell your mom. Here's $10."
Next, the boy ran to his mom and said, "I know your secret!"
His mom said, "Please don't tell your dad. Here's $15."
Finally, the boy tried it on the mailman, saying, "I know your secret!"
The mailman opened his arms and said, "Come, give your dad a hug!” |
