|Winter is nearly here & our native birds will soon be finding food scarce. |
Please go to the pet shop & buy a bag of nuts for our feathered friends.
There's no finer sight on a winters morning then a pair of tits around your nut sack.
Just remember, however, it's a bit late in the year to expect a swallow!
What did one Australian Cyclops say to the other?
Good Eye mate!
Rejected Dr. Seuss books:
- The Grinch's Twelve Inches
- Horton Fakes an Orgasm
- My Pocket Rocket Needs a Socket
- Horton Hires a Ho
- Who Shat in the Hat?
- The Cat in the Blender
- Herbert the Pervert Likes Sherbet
- One Bitch, Two Bitch, Dead Bitch, Blue Bitch