|Me ( at massage parlor )|
"How much do you charge to massage the genitals?”
Blonde masseuse: "Same as for the Jews.”
Difference between moms and dads.
Little Johnny's curious so he asks his mom, "mom, what's a pussy?"
She gets mad and asks him where he heard that word.
J: "The boys at school were saying it"
M: "Well don't let me catch you repeating it but a pussy is a cat."
J: "What's a bitch?"
M: " Them boys saying that, too?"
J: "Yes, ma'am."
M: "Well, don't let me catch you saying that either, but a bitch is a female dog."
Johnny knows something is up because mama ain't gonna get mad about cats and dogs, so he goes and asks his dad.
J: "Dad, what's a pussy?"
Dad pulls out a penthouse and draws a circle.
D: "That right there, son, that's a pussy"
J: "Well, what's a bitch?"
D: "Anything outside that circle.”
Why did the blonde man come inside the sock?
He wanted step kids.
Having not watched the film, I thought ‘Die Hard’
was about David Carradine.