|Things to never say during sex: |
Fire one !
You look better in the dark.
Are those real?
Is that smell coming from you?
You're so much like your sister
Don't touch that !
Don't squirm.................you'll spill my beer !
Just use your finger, it's bigger.
My mom taught me this.
But you just started !
A Jewish mother walks by a planned parenthood and sees a protestor who’s sign says “life begins at conception”
She goes up to the man and says “that may be true of Christian babies, but a Jewish fetus isn’t viable until it graduates medical school!”