|Two priests are competing in a Bucking Bronco contest.|
The first priest couldn't even last 30 seconds. However, the second priest lasts well over 2 minutes and walks away with the prize money.
The first priest says, "I don't know how you do it."
The second replies, "One of my altar boys is epileptic.”
Did you hear about Salvador Dali’s brother who was a really good boxer?
His name was Muhamma.
The male bees were unhappy with their lot ...
So they decided to stop fertilizing the Queen. They had the usual demands: larger honey rations, shorter hours, etc. The worker bees tried to negotiate, but it was too late, and the hive never recovered. Thus it became the first beehive destroyed in a drone strike.