|You know you're getting old when|
- You WANT clothes for Christmas.
- The only thing in your cereal box is.......................cereal.
- Christmas starts to piss you off.
- You remember seeing Star Wars when it first came out.
- Naps are a good thing.
- You remember when Saturday Night Live was funny.
- You no longer want a "muscle car" because the insurance premiums are too high.
- You think Pong was the best video game ever.
My neighbor and his wife went out to dinner,the waitress started flirting with him.
"She obviously has covid," "Why?" he asked.
His wife replied with a sneer," Because she has no taste !”